Funny Harry Potter Quotes Novels & Stories

"No! That was my mom. She worries too much about my first day and keeps calling to check on me like I'm five years old." I couldn't hold it in anymore and snorted with laughter, covering my mouth because it came out way louder than I expected and oh my god that was embarrassing. Harry looked at me with wide eyes, then started smiling. "It's okay to laugh. You don't have to hide it." I laughed harder and he grinned like he was enjoying this. "You laugh like a cute pig." My laughter stopped immediately. "I do NOT laugh like a pig!" "You literally just snorted."

“Harry…” “Do you want me to come to your hotel again? Look at you, a shameless toad lusting after a swan. Do you even look at yourself in the mirror? With such a big and abnormal potbelly that jiggles disgustingly, a fat face and body that stink. Do you think you are anything special? If it weren’t for your money, no one would spare a glance at you. How dare you tell me to come over after tricking me and acting so wickedly to me? So disgusting!” Harry disparages coldly.

Skull, as usual, was a disaster. “It is not ‘smiley,’ you idiot. It is a simile,” Harry corrected him between fits of laughter. Skull looked confused. “But that is what I said.” Harry and Rohan laughed even harder. Jaxon rolled his eyes and looked up at the ceiling, as if praying for patience. He finished what was left of his beer and stood up to get another one from the kitchen. Just as he opened the fridge, he heard a crash behind him. He let out a slow breath and rubbed his forehead. What did they break this time?

"Don't think you'll get it away from me that easily." I take a swig and clear my throat. "Jesus's. How do you drink this with a straight face?" "Because, my friend, I'm badass, remember?" I roll my eyes and hand the bottle to Harry who takes a generous sip. "Expensive booze makes me feel like I have a very expensive life." We all chuckle at that. "Oh please, Harry, don't ever say booze around me again." I lean my head back on the headrest as my laughter fades.

I cussed before gulping down a large quantity. “What do you mean? I've heard you're capable of casting spells, but aren't you capable of casting lethal spells?” Henry inquired, his tone low and his eyes narrowed at me. His question got me laughing hard and drunkenly. “What the f*** are you bastard? Is that supposed to be a joke or what? Cuz it ain't damn funny!” “I didn't mean to offend you. There's no need for you to yell. I'm sorry if I did offend you”

The sound of bones breaking kept ringing in Summer’s ears. “Harry, what are you doing?!” Summer was flabbergasted. “I can’t make it up to you, but at least I can feel your pain! It’s fine even if you want to chop off all of them!” Harry broke out in a cold sweat because of the pain. “You’re crazy!” Summer couldn't find any other words to describe his actions. “Yeah, I’m crazy…” Harry smiled bitterly. The moment he knew the truth, he had already gone crazy.

"We Fey, hate that." "You shouldn't have told me that." I grinned. "Bad move, Harry Potter." "I don't understand that reference." He frowned. "The scar." I waved a hand at his face. "Did someone try to cast a killing curse on you but it didn't work because your mother loved you soooo much?" "That's rather—" Tiernan blinked and looked away. "Do not call me that again." "Fine." I gave a great sigh, "Legolas it is. It's more fun to say than Harry Potter anyway."

"The eldest should do the sharing." "That's a weird way of saying I'm too lazy to hold a cup," Harry teased as he filled their cups. Jackson chuckled, "whoever said anything about laziness?" He grabbed the cup and downed it at a go. Harry did the same. "Ah," that was so satisfying, "people need to understand that this beats every alcohol there is."

"Well I did grew old so of course ." "Then why didn't your brain grew with you ?" "Hahaha " "Pfft" They both laughed and Harren was still wandering what the hell was he doing there .