Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

He growls in anger "Why don't you make me, pussy!" I smirk back at him "You're their boss, aren't you? So why don't you take that moonstone and come hang it around my neck yourself if you have the guts? Why send your lackey?... Chicken! Pussy! Coward!..." I continue to taunt him with degrading names. "Cluck. Cluck. Cluck– come on chicken... Cluck... Cluck..." I cluck like hens to drive the insult in

Well that explains his lack of respect towards women. "So you're a whiny-ass piece of shit, a man-child, I presume?" I ask with mocking smile on my face. His smiled was wiped off his face clean off, and he looked at me enraged. "Bitch, what the fuck did you just say?" he growled, and the other two stopped laughing as well. Having caught the tension. They were too busy in their heads they haven't even realized I was throwing them an insult. "I said," I paused, crossing my arms against my chest. Their eyes quickly dropped to my cleavage peeking through my blouse, and I smiled, "You're a whiny-ass piece of shit man-child, at best, couldn't make the right decision without mommy standing by you?"

He snickered, not being able to handle it, he burst into laughter. Am I funny to him? What the heck is his problem? “I’m sorry for that, that was insensitive of me. It is just that you said my name just like my mum would. I don’t like when she says it but yours sounded better” He said smiling, shaking his feet while still looking at me. And that was worth laughing about?

Staring at every one of their idiotic faces, I wanted to tell them that my family wasn’t broke, and this was temporary. My father was innocent, and once our attorney was able to prove it, it was fucking hasta la vista. “So how’s it feel coming into the real world after living in your little bubble, assmouth?” someone snickered, breaking into my thoughts. A few of the guys laughed as I looked at him slowly. Wow. Assmouth. Even my five-year-old cousin could come up with better. The insult sounded just as stupid as he looked. “Don’t worry, Beaumont. We’ll teach you some real hockey here. None of that faggy shit you Lice Reapers play over at your fancy school.”

Colin said. "Does it have a name?" Eranthe asked. "It's just a cat. Why would it need a name?" Colin wondered. Eranthe replied, "Well..." "Is that not interesting enough for you?" "What if we call it 'Interest'?" ? "What kind of name is that? Are you really going to introduce it to people with that name?" "Well, that adds some charm, doesn't it?" Eranthe rolled her eyes, "This joke is not funny at all, it's ice-cold."

"Nice joke. I guess living a poor man's life has diminished your sense of humor greatly." A snigger was heard somewhere in the corner. We always played this game. The 'Let's insult each other game' it was fun until one of us tried to rip each other's throats. That was, in fact, part of the game. You get mad you lose. “Poor and proud. I can still wear a fifty dollar suit and walk into a room full of pompous rich assholes like yourself and own the fucking show." I grinned, "Not to forget woo the ladies."

ucking believe a slut like you.  You would be sued for defamation of Laura’s character and I hope she makes sure you rot in fuc.king jail where you fuc.king belong like a disgusting flea you  Bit.c.h  Sl.ut  W.h.ore ‘Her use of this much language is hurting my already tired brain cells. Can’t she type on sentence without the F or B words?’ I sighed as she rained colourful insults on me one after the other. Again, I was reminded that sometimes demons can look innocent and harmless, like Laura.

Always daring me and trying to make fun of me. They even said false things about me. I heard them once saying stuff like Aubrianne feels she is SO pretty. A looosseeeerrrr who thinks she is pretty. What a joke, and what kind of name is Aubrianne? Who named her an alien? Aubrianne is just a Loosseerr and will always be a loser. They all laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world. That day I remember crying. I didn't understand what they were talking about and why they were laughing and being so mean and saying these things.

I rolled my eyes, causing him to laugh. "Don't call me red or I'll call you Sandy," I glared at him. He ran his tongue over his damask lips and shrugged. "We all have our weird names, my Mom did call me snickl…" he pinned his lips. I burst into laughter as I already knew the full word. "Ah, fuck!" "Snicklefritz? Really?" "Shut up," "It is my turn to laugh," I slid down the door and laughed my ass out while he muttered. He started walking away. "Hey, Snicklefritz snookums! Where are you off to?"