Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

I hate him calling me Dark, he is spoofing all the time. "Stop calling me Mr Dark and I will stop calling you Mrs Dark it's simple. Try it once...some other name. He said with a trace of a smile. Umm let me think...Mr Attitude, Mr Irritating, Mr Rude, Mr Frustrating, Mr Arrogant... " Stop it, no more name,s," he said frowning.

I felt my lips purse and my brows furrow and my eyes twitch slightly. Dammit! What just happened helped pushed away thoughts and voice of Maxwell douchebag Mckenzie. Yeah, it did helped. A whole damn lot. I stand up and dust invisible dirt of my shorts. "You can keep the job," I pause. "And Ivanono?" Rolling my eyes, I raise my hands up for emphasis. "What kind of name is that for a dog? It's just like naming a day old infant Marshmallow. The name would be worst for a person and its stupid for an animal. Other than your dog is insane, ugly and creepy." I yawn with my hand fisted against my mouth. "And smells bad too." I supply and Mr Grumpy Humphrey chuckles.

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

But instead of admiration, their expressions held shock, pity, and disapproval. All of it was because of the unfiltered insults pouring from her mouth, hurled into her phone as if she were tearing apart the unfortunate soul on the other end of the call. “Fuck you, bitch!” she spat. “Fuck your family. Fuck anything that has to do with you.” “Fuck even the clothes you wear—the shoes, the handbag you carry.” “Screw you!” “Damn it!” “And fuck whoever named you Sofia Clock. They wasted such a good name on a piece of shit like you.”

"What other names do you have for your wieners?" "Knob goblin, anaconda, third leg, twig and berries," I said. "Willie, womb raider, Vlad the Impaler, silent flute," Thane added. "Tally whacker, wing wang, pole driver, Johnson, love pole," Tag said. Hollyn's mouth dropped open. "Is that all?" I snorted. "Trouser monkey, pocket rocket, schlong, trouser snake, sausage, man-meat." "Dong, Captain Winkie, frank and beans, torpedo, package." Thane smiled.

To her, Nathan wouldn't be the one to prefer names like Honey and them sorts. Nathan smiled and responded. "Call me Honey or Hun." Hilda nearly threw out blood after hearing what Nathan had said. Who would have thought that the cold stern faced man feared by many even to the extends that many called him devil would have this side. "ewwwww." Hilda voiced out and laughed out loud. Nathan frown when he saw Hilda's reaction. "What's funny?" Hilda tried to stop laughing but still couldn't. She laughed so hard that she held her tummy. Seeing Nathan's face as he looked at her, Hilda couldn't bring herself to laugh again.

Then a game facilitator came. “Excuse me, I need to list your names, so that you can start playing.” The game facilitator said and looked at the other guy. “Um, sir what’s your name?” He asked the other guy. “I’m Thoonie.” Then he facepalmed himself. “No, Hoonie I mean.” Mingchan laughed at Hoonie. “Hahaha, so you’re Thoonie! Nice to meet you, Thoonie! Thoonie!” He teased Hoonie.

“Thanks to you, I broke the golden rule.” My heart constricted, and I tensed. My jaw tightened as her insult echoed in the space between us. Bacillus. Braindead. This name-calling was heart-rending and cruel. The words hit harder than they should’ve, because it felt like she was erasing me and rewriting a version of a man she deeply resented.

Jane asked again, this time at the top of her voice She didn't care if others heard it or not as that was even what she wanted " You cheap lousy girl. So you think every guy in tis school is interested in you right. You think you can eat your cake and have it. You make me laugh girl! I can't believe you're actually here with my boyfriend. were you trying to beg him to get back to you. You're so unbelievable and cheap, gosh!" Jane insulted and called her names All this Angela gulped down like a bitter pill, and Leo sat there and watched as she was insulted. He did nothing to stop Jane, neither did he say a word to calm her down or even help the situation

A group of fifteen girls and boys were laughing hard by making circle around her as she was struggling to gather all her books and project papers which were lying on road meanwhile few students around her started calling her with name “Fatsoo..” one boy said “fatty” another girls said “roly-poly” “Fat- a- potamis” “Pauncho” “Poly woly” “Piggy” and many more teasing names which kept on coming one after another on her over weighted body figure however she did not replied back to even single student and kept on collecting her papers when suddenly one of those nasty boys came ahead and stood straight on one of her project paper