Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

Colt speaks before walking away. “Babes, bitches is a name for women in the bikers community, along with sugarbutt. It wasn’t an insult,” King smirks at me. “Insult or not, I won’t be called a bitch,” I argue. “Fuck Babe, calm it,” he laughs. “No, King, I won’t calm it, and stop calling me Babe,” I argue. “What’d ya rather I call ya? Bitch, sugarbutt? Miss? Professor, or teach?” His mouth kisses my neck. I go to argue and hear someone.

He closed his eyes, but rather than being called a liar, she just laughed out loud like an idiot. “MONTY!? HAHAHA, WHAT A WEIRD NAME!” Aveline laughed like a child, different from her elegant goddess look, she just ignored her image altogether after hearing the stupid name he just came up with. “Monty is a good name, what are you talking about?” Na Yeoul pretended to be proud of his name. “It’s my Western name”. “That’s a strange western name” Aveline sighed. “Geez, you’re a weirdo”.

Severin decided to ask for her help. "Hehe!" After Gracie heard that, she could not help but laugh again. "I was a little ashamed when they made fun of Equus Hall as Ick-A*s Hall, but now that I think about it, Sus Hall and Gallus Hall might be even easier for people to make fun of! Hahah!" Severin could not help but laugh too. "Haha, that old man is a real joker! Seeing all the halls named after these Latin animal names left me utterly speechless!"

When the other guy heard the name of Zhi Fubao, he laughed out loud as expected. Zhi Fubao said, "Buddy, you haven't told us what your name is yet." The handsome sunny boy stopped laughing and showed a strange and embarrassed expression. Zhi Fubao said, "What? Is there anything embarrassing about telling us your name? Is your name more interesting than mine?" The handsome guy smiled awkwardly again and said, "My name is Tian Boguang." When the fat man heard it, he jumped up and cried, "What? There's a name like this. Although it's not as interesting as my name, it's more obscene than mine!"

I said to distract myself, causing both Meme and Kyle to laugh. “I dunno, what kind of name is Lala?”, he counters. “It’s not a name, it's the noise little kids make when they’re trying to annoy their parents! And Spin is an appropriate name for the biker king, don’t you think”? I don’t care how sexy he sounds, he just made fun of my name! Wait… Did he just say, biker king? “I find it hard to believe the biker king dove into a lake to save some girl he doesn’t even know”, I say skeptically.

I heckled, shifting my gaze from the new comer to my best friend as I narrowed my eyes in on him and heard an recognizable grunt fall from his lips. "You know I hate that name. It's Max! Just Max!" he grumbled on as I tuned out the sound of his deep voice. He never liked his name because it had gotten him teased when he was younger and sometimes I would playfully tease him too. However, I only did that when he annoyed him and tended to call him an ass because of Gluteus Maxiumas.

he said. I smiled. “Kimia, Brain.” I’d deliberately gotten his name wrong. It helped that it could come off as a sarcastic insult. “Sorry, Kimia. I sort of suck with names,” he said with a sheepish grin. I indulged him with a small smile, and looked at the table.

he tosses out, and immediately the group erupts with laughter. I offer a small chuckle, trying not to be bothered. “Very funny,” I say. “Okay, what’s your real name, please?” “My first name is Butt,” he insists. “Last name is Poop.” Once more, this makes everyone laugh hysterically, and I have to resist the urge to sigh. I forgot just how funny five-year-olds think potty words can be. “My name is Puke!” another boy calls out. “And I’m Pee!” a little girl declares.

Clay nodded at my phone. “Hold your horses.” I rolled my eyes, pulling up the list. “Okay, the others in the cartoon movie were Slightly, Nibs, Chubby, and Twins.” I frowned, not liking any of those. “Ah, here we go. In Hook, there was also Ace. But that’s a no go since that’s my brother. Thud Butt is also a no. We aren’t insulting the puppies.” I shook my head. “Pockets could be cute. Don’t Ask, Too Small, Latchboy, and No Nap were the others. I don’t like those names.” I wrinkled my nose.

“Nathan don’t take me for a fool I’m not some dumb bitch like your fat wife.” Nathan suddenly cuts the breaks and looks at Lindiwe with his angry face “ Never should you ever call my wife names again. You have no right to insult my wife.” “But you can allow your friend to insult me?” “Shut the fuck up, fool! for your information, you will never be the woman she is not even in a million years. That little girl who is way younger than you is more intelligent than you will ever be” “When I drop you off i never want to see you again and kindly delete my number.”