Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

Melissa said to Henry, who let out a small groan of displeasure, made us laugh. "Are you going to keep calling me that, Melissa?" Henry asked. "Definitely!" Melissa looked at him defiantly, made us burst into laughter. "Yeah, Rick, let's behave so we can get a cute nickname like Fred's," Patrick joked, remembering that Fred was often called prince. "Well, Patrick, if Alexander is a clown and Henry is a manwhore, I don't even want to imagine what else can come out of Mel's head," Rick mocked us. "You better behave indeed," Melissa warned with a smile.

Colt speaks before walking away. “Babes, bitches is a name for women in the bikers community, along with sugarbutt. It wasn’t an insult,” King smirks at me. “Insult or not, I won’t be called a bitch,” I argue. “Fuck Babe, calm it,” he laughs. “No, King, I won’t calm it, and stop calling me Babe,” I argue. “What’d ya rather I call ya? Bitch, sugarbutt? Miss? Professor, or teach?” His mouth kisses my neck. I go to argue and hear someone.

He closed his eyes, but rather than being called a liar, she just laughed out loud like an idiot. “MONTY!? HAHAHA, WHAT A WEIRD NAME!” Aveline laughed like a child, different from her elegant goddess look, she just ignored her image altogether after hearing the stupid name he just came up with. “Monty is a good name, what are you talking about?” Na Yeoul pretended to be proud of his name. “It’s my Western name”. “That’s a strange western name” Aveline sighed. “Geez, you’re a weirdo”.

Severin decided to ask for her help. "Hehe!" After Gracie heard that, she could not help but laugh again. "I was a little ashamed when they made fun of Equus Hall as Ick-A*s Hall, but now that I think about it, Sus Hall and Gallus Hall might be even easier for people to make fun of! Hahah!" Severin could not help but laugh too. "Haha, that old man is a real joker! Seeing all the halls named after these Latin animal names left me utterly speechless!"

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the Savannah after every meal I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind And oh, the shame (He was ashamed!) Thought of changin' my name (Oh, what's in a name?) And I got downhearted (How did you feel?) Every time that I- Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Oh... sorry Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

When the other guy heard the name of Zhi Fubao, he laughed out loud as expected. Zhi Fubao said, "Buddy, you haven't told us what your name is yet." The handsome sunny boy stopped laughing and showed a strange and embarrassed expression. Zhi Fubao said, "What? Is there anything embarrassing about telling us your name? Is your name more interesting than mine?" The handsome guy smiled awkwardly again and said, "My name is Tian Boguang." When the fat man heard it, he jumped up and cried, "What? There's a name like this. Although it's not as interesting as my name, it's more obscene than mine!"

I said to distract myself, causing both Meme and Kyle to laugh. “I dunno, what kind of name is Lala?”, he counters. “It’s not a name, it's the noise little kids make when they’re trying to annoy their parents! And Spin is an appropriate name for the biker king, don’t you think”? I don’t care how sexy he sounds, he just made fun of my name! Wait… Did he just say, biker king? “I find it hard to believe the biker king dove into a lake to save some girl he doesn’t even know”, I say skeptically.

I heckled, shifting my gaze from the new comer to my best friend as I narrowed my eyes in on him and heard an recognizable grunt fall from his lips. "You know I hate that name. It's Max! Just Max!" he grumbled on as I tuned out the sound of his deep voice. He never liked his name because it had gotten him teased when he was younger and sometimes I would playfully tease him too. However, I only did that when he annoyed him and tended to call him an ass because of Gluteus Maxiumas.

"The older brother can be called Asta, power of strength, the younger brother, can be the power of the sea. As for our little girl Nina Power of fire, you can come up with pet names." Hearing this, Purple fell silent. Vance waited patiently. Just as he thought she had fallen asleep, she suddenly said, "Why don't we call them Luci, Toto and gumbo ?" "They will hate you when they grow up," Vance laughed. Purple also laughed, "The elders all say that a pet name should be as corny as possible. That way, the child would be easy to take care of. They should be happy that I didn't name them Snoop, Dogzilla and bubble gum.

Marius raised a brow and looked amused now. "Weird or funny? You make it sound like I'd name them after vegetables." "With your sense of humor? Well..." He feigned offense. "I have a bad taste?" "Well, I will be mad at you for giving our sons bad name. And maybe they will also plant a seed of hatred in their hearts because their father is the one who gave their names." I said with a teasing smile. Marius burst out laughing. "A seed of hatred, huh? That sounds dramatic coming from you."