Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

Elena hadn't been through sensitivity training before, but damn, that was a cruel moniker in anyone's book. "Yeah, sure. It's better than the first one she tried to stick me with. At least this one rolls off the tongue, so to speak." Marie moaned at the pun. Elena was still in minor shock that josh would take that kind of name with no qualms. "I'm almost too afraid to ask, but what was the first one?" Marie giggled and josh had a pained expression on his face. Marie answered. "Bleedin' Dung Puncher of Billings."

"The older brother can be called Asta, power of strength, the younger brother, can be the power of the sea. As for our little girl Nina Power of fire, you can come up with pet names." Hearing this, Purple fell silent. Vance waited patiently. Just as he thought she had fallen asleep, she suddenly said, "Why don't we call them Luci, Toto and gumbo ?" "They will hate you when they grow up," Vance laughed. Purple also laughed, "The elders all say that a pet name should be as corny as possible. That way, the child would be easy to take care of. They should be happy that I didn't name them Snoop, Dogzilla and bubble gum.

Marius raised a brow and looked amused now. "Weird or funny? You make it sound like I'd name them after vegetables." "With your sense of humor? Well..." He feigned offense. "I have a bad taste?" "Well, I will be mad at you for giving our sons bad name. And maybe they will also plant a seed of hatred in their hearts because their father is the one who gave their names." I said with a teasing smile. Marius burst out laughing. "A seed of hatred, huh? That sounds dramatic coming from you."

Noticing that the mood had lightened up, Maxill came up with a humorous quip, “Hehe, you’re quite heavy, you know.” She was astonished at the bloodhunt’s comment, because the fellhound had always said that she was petite and skinny. Chastine broke their embrace and sheepishly giggled. But Juste giggled all the more. “Work out your butt, Maxy,” Juste was taunting him, even calling his nickname in a cute but mocking fashion. “Are you blind? Chastine’s just light.” “Don’t call me Maxy. Ugh, I hate it.” Maxill started to roll his eyes. He was genuinely irritated at the appellation Juste just gave him.

"I'm not annoying her." "What do you mean, no?" I glared at him. "Every time you see me, you insult me. My name is Fatima, but you call me by the name ‘Fat’! Then you will say that my car is too pitiful because the tires are flat. Does the sensible man do that? Every time you see me, you make fun of me!" You are a liar! In my mind. "You're bad, Kier." "Very ungentlemanly…"

"I'm going to bring in your crutches. Be right back." His large hand swoops down one more time to mess up my hair and make it electric. I shout after him. "Neanderthal!" Laughter echoes against the walls. "If my new name is neanderthal, then your nickname should be menace!" "Still better than shorty!" "Shorty is cute!" "It's an insult!" "I like short girls!" "I'm not even THAT short! I'm average!" "Compared to me, your short." I don't have a comeback for that.

He is. "Oh look, the hooker is here." I look over and see Quincy and Geni sliding into the seats next to me. "What's up, twatface?" I respond to Geni's jab. I'm not sure when we started trading insults, but she seems to get a kick out of the different names I can call her so I keep doing it. In a really weird way, it has seemed to bridge the gap between our differences. "Ooh! Twatface," she says. "I like that one. Did you get a list of insults off the internet?"

I say frantically but quietly enough that I don’t think anyone can even hear me over the blaring music. To me, the music almost seems muted at this moment. It’s all hitting me like a freight train. How could I be so blind and naive? The way Ghost just obeyed like a punished child to him the first night. And his name…oh god his name…he didn’t actually mean his name was Funny, he was being sarcastic because everyone and their mother knows this man’s name, except stupid little me. And when I asked him how he got the nickname he said it was a misunderstanding that stuck. Oh my god, how embarrassing!

They called me all sorts of name. Really really dirty names for a lack of better words. “She’s a gold digger who is out to destroy the Ashford’s family since her family is ruined!” This seems harsh but it was honestly the kindest insult they threw at me. Tears rolled down my face as I scrolled through pages after pages, seeing as people ripped me to shreds…

I hate him calling me Dark, he is spoofing all the time. "Stop calling me Mr Dark and I will stop calling you Mrs Dark it's simple. Try it once...some other name." He said with a trace of a smile. Umm let me think...Mr Attitude, Mr Irritating, Mr Rude, Mr Frustrating, Mr Arrogant...Mr Dominating, or yeah stone heart. I gave him a series of better choices. " Stop it, no more names," he said frowning.