Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

"Yeah, Fish. We all call each other Fish. Sutton and I were always posting on Facebook or saying stuff out in public and realized we called each other 'bitch' a lot. It was kind of inappropriate in both settings, so we started to use animal names for cuss words, fish for bitch, duck for fuck-you get my drift. It just kind of stuck because we called each other 'bitch' like it was a nickname. So, now the five of us are all Fish. It's dumb, but it's our thing." "Women," he said, shaking his head, but the grin on his face told me he thought it was cute rather than stupid.

he grunted and headed down the hall, an orange backpack slung over one shoulder. I couldn’t help it. I snickered. “Mind your own business lesbo.” Jane scoffed at me. I rolled my eyes. “Real inventive, you homophobic bitch. Being called a lesbian, whether true or not, isn’t an insult. My moms are fucking awesome. But don’t worry, even if I am a muff diver, you couldn’t pay me to touch you.” I scoffed and pushed past her into English. That was these unimaginative snotty little shits best insults. They really do lack creativity. In two years of attending this school, they’ve only thrown insults at me because I have lesbian mothers or the usual ginger remarks. I heard better insults when I atten

As though I'm much more attractive with that ridiculous animal. "My God Ruv you and your bad habit of calling bad nicknames through animals, in the past you called Ranie as red panda RP in short I remember how Ranie was so angry about that and so you changed into much cornier which is Hedgehog and she was still angry about it" Shmue getting nostalgic about the past and bringing up me. My motions were halted when I heard Shmue speak my name, and I waited for Dum's reply. To be honest, I'm still mad at him for calling me such names in the past!

she whispered, her voice soft but firm. Him. The way she said it made Sana’s jaw tighten. “Aariz?” Sana’s voice sharpened, laced with venom. She leaned in closer, her words hushed but cutting. “Do you have any idea what kind of man he is? You think a man like Aariz Seikh Pataudi could ever belong to someone like you? Darling, you’re nothing but a… distraction. Pretty, yes. Innocent, sure. But in his world, innocence doesn’t last.”

Someone among the surrounded trainee repeated. "Oh, isn't it the Toadman?" The second friend of Kiko added. "Toadman?" And another person around repeated. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! An earth-shattering laugh and ridicule had been started once again. "Hey, hey, isn't he the bumpkin man?" Said some random girl. "You mean the mountain man?" Followed by someone. "Shameless man!" "Oh, right! It was him! The mentally ill man." The ridicule was like a chain message, hard to stop once started.

Everyone began to laugh stupidly as they hushed among themselves while pointing at my dress and hair. The laughter was like echoes in my head, and it was hitting me harshly. "Is her name pig?" One girl asked, and the fool, Callen, nodded. "Her whore mother named her Selene but pig is the right name for her." "She smells; her gown is oversized and shapeless; she has her hair dirty and rumpled like a mad woman. Her skin is sticky and stained with dirt. So her name is pig!" Sophia jeered, and the whole class burst into another fit of laughter, including the teacher.

"That idiot called me a 'low life'. Why would I risk getting beaten over you?" My eyes widened at that, embarrassed. Of course, he wouldn't do that for me. Gosh, I'm so stupid! But he didn't need to rub it in my face like that. "Oh." Hurt and humiliations flowing free, but he wasn't done. "I mean come on, look at you. You're boring as hell, too good to even dare to think of something rather fun. You're plain, and childish. And in case you didn't notice, we've met for like a decade and you have to get me drunk in order to endure you following me around like a brainless puppy." Nate laughed cruelly and the first traitorous tear fell. I just couldn't prevent it. But it was as if he couldn't sto

She mutters. Lindy: SHUT UP PERVERT Milo’s eyes widened while chuckling under his throat, “Me? I am nowhere near that word.” Mill: No offense taken. It was you who started it first, sexy tigress. Grrr. Milo placed in a tiger emoticon while he smiles. Lindy: Pet names! Stop giving me pet names! It's not even funny! Whatever Millard. Even your name screams old. LMFAO. Milo grins. ”Feisty. Feisty.”

"He couldn't even land a single punch.” As he finished reading the message, he noticed that about 5 other people had replied to Brian's comment, and they were all insulting him and calling him names. Some person had even replied with, 'I know right, he is all bark no bite.’ the person also input a hashtag, ‘#Pathetic’

Don't tell me they're going to have lunch with the same table as our? "You, brat! Are you always stupid? Or are you making special effort today? What's with your dumb brain and even think of joining the contest?" He insulted Zaina and sat down next to her, so was Kalex and Denver. "Duh! Who says I am going to join?" She replied to Yuki and slowly raised her right brow, "You're dribbling sh*t again, you as*hole lunatic." I just shrugged of what they were talking and started eating my lunch. A pair of idiot is no fun sometimes. They're just good of pestering people's stillness.