Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

They look at us as though we're the filthiest thing they've ever seen. "They are no longer members of the Elite Family," "They deserve it," "Poorer than beggars," "Poorer than rats," says one. "Fallen Beckett's," From the rest, these are the top insults and ridicule I've heard so far. They were once my father and mother's pals, but now they only say terrible things to them as a result of a sharp aching in my chest. I'm not sure if my mother heard them or is simply pretending not to, or if she is allowing them to make fun of our family.

He said in a not so friendly voice. "Insulting is when you make up things to hurt other people," I said. My lips formed a wide grin as the feisty side of me fully came out. "I am stating facts, Lord Damon," I said in an erotic way. At the back of my mind, my mouth is already hanging down from laughing so hard.

All you gotta do was give them the last name, and trust me it was like walking into a casino to place bets. Was it Sarah, or Matilda, Janelle, Donil —and I still didn't get how in the name of Apple products that Donil was an actual name— Franca, and the fucking worst of them all Gloria. I have had enough of women, I preferred the use and dump. It was far better than some stupid commitment. Just fuck them and get out of there. There was no need for some sappy shit. No one liked cheesy.

‘‘Are you sure that that is happening in my own school, under my nose, Maslow High School is bigger than such allegations, ‘’ he fumed. ‘‘Tell me more,’’ he pried. ‘‘Apart from that, the bullies call me many names too, my name is Perez, but bullies call me FATREZ, the other day they named me FATDEVIL and the first nickname they gave me was Thirty-four because of my teeth,’’ I was pouring my heart away. I looked up to find the principal laughing, he was trying to catch his breathe. ‘‘Sorry about that, the names sound funny,’’ he apologized without putting much effort trying not to laugh. This was a bad decision.

The newcomer was the most powerful gangster in Brownsville, Drake Hughes. He was big and tall, bearing a striking resemblance to a comedy character from an old movie. As a result, he had the nickname Big Silly Hughes when he first started out. However, as he continued to rise up the ranks, no one dared to mention that insulting nickname again.

Suddenly, just like that, a fry flew and hit me on the forehead snapping me out of the silent anxiety attack. “Stop staring off like that, it creeps me out, you freak!” He teased with a playful tone and surprisingly, I didn’t even feel offended by the name calling. After all, I did introduce myself as a freak when we first met. “Jerk,” I decided to play the ‘who gets the last insult’ game. “Bitch.” “Man-whore.” “Hoe.” “Dickhead.” “Ass-hat.” “Fucktard.” “Imbecile.”

“We don't know that person, so stop making fun of his name." “Oh, come on, Luna. His name is funny, and we're not that nice to think like that.” “Still, it's rude to make fun of people.” “Luna is right,” Soheila said that making the four birds silent. Luna was about to smile, however, she suddenly smirked and said, “You guys should tease that guy's name after this. Since I have a feeling that he would be boasting about himself.” Luna frowned at Soheila and stayed quiet while the others were laughing. To

he sad, insulting me. "What? What did you say?" He repeated what he told me. "I said, your name is good to hear, but your face is not good to see. It's full of annoyance!" He laughed so loud. He insulted me again, and I felt furious. If I can't control myself, I'll punch him so hard. He's fortune that I'm not a bad person like him, but if I'm a bad person like him, I'm going to publicly humiliate him.

I stood there to watch him leave the house on the bike. I longed for him always to call me with endearment, but he would always call me with nickname bulldozer, panda, plum truck and bear. I know he is calling me with those names to mock my fatness and ugliness. I never thought he would make fun of my size like everyone else. It never hurts me when others make fun of me, but it hurts like hell when he makes fun of me. Bulldozer !!. What a fantastic nickname he has given me. My thoughts pulled away by the bike starting sound. I waved my hand as he drove the bike out of frontage. I knew he wouldn't know that I'm sending him off. This may seem silly to others, but it gives me satisfaction that

I still remember the boutique’s name. Yeah kahit naman medyo tanga ako ay may brains parin naman. But knowing the name would really be a total help. Stupid Nina! How dare you memorize everyone’s name of every Korean group you stan but can’t memorize a simple direction! I suddenly felt pity to myself while lampooning. And I little bit guilt whenever I get pissed, sometimes insulted them on why some protagonist of a story is stupid and clumsy. I’m very sorry. I sincerely apologize on my insult now that I tasted my very owned medicine.