Funny Insulting Names Novels & Stories

I laugh despite myself. Then my phone buzzes with a new message. Logan: Forgive me. I stare at it. He couldn't say it to my face. Couldn't even manage a proper sorry. Andrea: Apology not accepted. I watch the typing bubbles appear, disappear, then come back. Andrea: I'm changing your name to Asshole in my phone. The bubbles stop. Then start again. Asshole: Watch your language. If you're going to insult me, at least be creative. That one's lazy, even for you.

Tanner chuckled. "Asshole." Nolan hit his forehead with his fingers. "Fucking dick." He snarled. "Horny jackass." "Small fucking dick." "Yellow motherfucking bitch." "Dick Shri—" "Seriously Tanner, don't you have anything more than dick in your insults?" Jayla asked, interrupting their slashing conversation. "Well, dick is more appropriate for insulting someone." Tanner smirked and Nolan rolled his eyes. "Thank god, I'm not around you guys." She muttered.

While two mature people among them, who were standing there, seeing and hearing with sighed. "What can be expected from her, she only suggests childish and foolish things." Jenny scoffed. Sohu erupted "Why what's wrong with this name?" She looked at Jenny. "It sounds like a baby nickname, not a brand name," Jenny replied sarcastically. The others were nodded in agreement. "Okay, then if you have another name in your mind then tell us." Sohu folding her arms in front of her chest she said "Then I will tell you that why I chose this name."

A group of fifteen girls and boys were laughing hard by making circle around her as she was struggling to gather all her books and project papers which were lying on road meanwhile few students around her started calling her with name “Fatsoo..” one boy said “fatty” another girls said “roly-poly” “Fat- a- potamis” “Pauncho” “Poly woly” “Piggy” and many more teasing names which kept on coming one after another on her over weighted body figure however she did not replied back to even single student and kept on collecting her papers when suddenly one of those nasty boys came ahead and stood straight on one of her project paper

His bullies all laughed mockingly at him as he balled his fists. "Told ya he will try to fight back," the shortest one of them all commented. "Whatcha gonna do, Lone Princess?" They all broke into a fit of laughter. Kinsley felt irritated every time they called him names, inappropriate and sometimes degrading ones. But he did not let it get to him. He did not want to stoop into their level of childishness.

None really had looked surprised, which was odd with nothing else considered. “Yeah, we’re named The Hell Hounds. We got called ‘bitch’ long enough that we wanted to thumb our noses at them. Who’s meaner than a hound of hell? His momma.” Jaxon laughed, and when he finished, “Oh, I like that. You must have really fun training days.”

“Well blame it to the ‘QUEEN’! Ugh! She always has to lie that I want to be called that and our fans are the royal companyans! Since then they keep calling me ‘Princess Anya’! Eulck!'' She then sticks her tongue out like she’s gagging. “Princess Anya. Hmm…” I said. “Sounds like a porn star name.” “Excuse me?” She looks at me with the same look but instead, she looks more confused than disgusted. I just look at her and I start to giggle again. “Hey! That’s not funny! That’s just rude…And bullying~!” “Pft! You call that bullying?” “Not really." She shrugs. "I’ve gone through something much worse than that.”

I shouted insults at him, calling him every name in the book, but he just laughed in response. "Let me go! I'm not finished with you!" I shouted, fueled by anger. "Oh, calm down, sweetheart. No need to get all riled up," he chuckled in response, his voice dripping with amusement. I glared at him, my heart still pounding in my chest. "You think this is funny? You think you can just mock me?" He shrugged casually. "You're the one making a scene here. So, go ahead, insult me. Call me every name in the book. It won't change a thing."

Through the bond, that same cold emptiness was coming from Zaliver. “You know, that might be the first name that isn’t insulting. I’ve been called much worse—monster, killer, an abomination, and many more. Those are just the ones on the top of my head, but I have to say that’s the one that’s stuck,” he spoke with a large smile on his face, making his words all the worse.

"Woah...no need to get all angry, it doesn't suit you, you look like an angry chipmunk, you know what that's your new nickname, chipmunk" "Just leave me alone" I walk away, and of course he's following me "stop following me, it's annoying" "But we are having the same class together" "Oh yeah that's right, I guess am stuck with you then" he chuckles "You make it sound like a bad thing pumpkin, oops I mean chipmunk " "Could you please stop calling me that name, it's so annoying my name is Rita, R-I-T-A" "But I rather call you C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K"