Funny Insults Names Novels & Stories

She said then giggled and I chuckled again. Apart from being pretty and a crazy whore this lady is actually really funny, like hilarious! But she is horrible at giving superhero names. Sexman?! “Is that really the best you can come up with?" “Well I have some other ideas like The Amazing Dick. Pussy Rider! Or Iron Dick..” she said and it was just getting worse as she progressed and I was left flabbergasted. “You know what? I think I like Sexman better. It's enough, thank you," I said and we both laughed.

They look at us as though we're the filthiest thing they've ever seen. "They are no longer members of the Elite Family," "They deserve it," "Poorer than beggars," "Poorer than rats," says one. "Fallen Beckett's," From the rest, these are the top insults and ridicule I've heard so far. They were once my father and mother's pals, but now they only say terrible things to them as a result of a sharp aching in my chest. I'm not sure if my mother heard them or is simply pretending not to, or if she is allowing them to make fun of our family.

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.

he grunted and headed down the hall, an orange backpack slung over one shoulder. I couldn’t help it. I snickered. “Mind your own business lesbo.” Jane scoffed at me. I rolled my eyes. “Real inventive, you homophobic bitch. Being called a lesbian, whether true or not, isn’t an insult. My moms are fucking awesome. But don’t worry, even if I am a muff diver, you couldn’t pay me to touch you.” I scoffed and pushed past her into English. That was these unimaginative snotty little shits best insults. They really do lack creativity. In two years of attending this school, they’ve only thrown insults at me because I have lesbian mothers or the usual ginger remarks. I heard better insults when I atten

Sigrid glanced at him resentfully and whined, "You didn't even put in any effort to let me win." George remained serious as he claimed, "I can't. We have a bet, remember?" Sigrid was speechless. Hmph! He was really mean! George laughed and hugged her in an attempt to appease her anger, "You little fool." Sigrid was not going to fall for it. She frowned in a fit of anger, "I'm pretty smart, mind you. I'm not silly! You've been giving me pretty insulting nicknames recently, like pig or fool. I'll get angry!"

I still remember the boutique’s name. Yeah kahit naman medyo tanga ako ay may brains parin naman. But knowing the name would really be a total help. Stupid Nina! How dare you memorize everyone’s name of every Korean group you stan but can’t memorize a simple direction! I suddenly felt pity to myself while lampooning. And I little bit guilt whenever I get pissed, sometimes insulted them on why some protagonist of a story is stupid and clumsy. I’m very sorry. I sincerely apologize on my insult now that I tasted my very owned medicine.

I laughed as I observed them. He said irritatingly, "Shut the fuck up Waltair Shoan." They are once more making fun of each other, and I can only snicker at these two. "Of course, Rome Julien." Do you know what's funny? We were named after a country's name coincidentally. We do consider the possibility that our parents are simply unknowing pals. "Loser." After Shoan said that, he glared at him and hurled his french fries at him. He frowned and added, "Maybe you forgot that I never lose."

Elena hadn't been through sensitivity training before, but damn, that was a cruel moniker in anyone's book. "Yeah, sure. It's better than the first one she tried to stick me with. At least this one rolls off the tongue, so to speak." Marie moaned at the pun. Elena was still in minor shock that josh would take that kind of name with no qualms. "I'm almost too afraid to ask, but what was the first one?" Marie giggled and josh had a pained expression on his face. Marie answered. "Bleedin' Dung Puncher of Billings."

As though I'm much more attractive with that ridiculous animal. "My God Ruv you and your bad habit of calling bad nicknames through animals, in the past you called Ranie as red panda RP in short I remember how Ranie was so angry about that and so you changed into much cornier which is Hedgehog and she was still angry about it" Shmue getting nostalgic about the past and bringing up me. My motions were halted when I heard Shmue speak my name, and I waited for Dum's reply. To be honest, I'm still mad at him for calling me such names in the past!

Don't tell me they're going to have lunch with the same table as our? "You, brat! Are you always stupid? Or are you making special effort today? What's with your dumb brain and even think of joining the contest?" He insulted Zaina and sat down next to her, so was Kalex and Denver. "Duh! Who says I am going to join?" She replied to Yuki and slowly raised her right brow, "You're dribbling sh*t again, you as*hole lunatic." I just shrugged of what they were talking and started eating my lunch. A pair of idiot is no fun sometimes. They're just good of pestering people's stillness.