Funny Jokes Japan Novels & Stories

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

“I’m sorry I don’t drink gross bean water like you two! Who orders black coffee from Starbucks?!” “Tough, respectable wolves. That’s who.” Jasper said earnestly, suddenly startled by Jade’s unexpected bursts of laughter. Jasper was not used to people laughing WITH him and not AT him. He was like a brother to me, but he just wasn’t particularly gifted with more obvious forms of humor. As serious as he was, every once in a while he’d have a one liner that would totally take me out, but I wasn’t used to other people understanding his odd brand of humor. I looked over to Jasper to notice a small smile working at the corners of his mouth. He appeared to be fighting smiling too widely, wanting to

"I heard we have excellence health insurance so I can just avail it!" I joked to lighten the mood but it made the opposite effect. So I just shut up again. He dial something in his phone and put it in his ear. "Sit down on the couch now." I just follow his command to not trigger his temper further. "What do you want to eat?" He asked me while calling someone on his phone. You. Joke! Of course I did not say that. I don't want to go to jail for harassment. "I don't know" "Do you like sushi?"

I was really scared for my safety “You don’t think you’re James Bond, do you? “ I jokingly tried to pass the message “No I do not “ he replied simply “Don’t tell me you don’t get the joke “ I facepalmed “That was a joke? Didn’t sound like one “ he gave me a strange look “You’ve never seen James Bond? The movie?” I asked in surprise. How could anyone not have seen that? “Nope. More reason the joke is lame “ he swerved the car. “It’s better than any joke you ever told “ I sassed “I tell better jokes than that “he argued “Your jokes are usually scary or just plain weird “ I refused to agree with him “You know you could just say something annoying and I’d ram the car into that tree right there “

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

“Because you are the best a man can get.” Lorilyn started laughing beside me accompanied by a hurl of light slaps and punches. I also heard Jeremy laughing too who is walking just behind Akira. My mind hang up for a moment. I’m trying to think what’s funny about what Akira said, and then I realized it. Before I know it, I’m laughing loudly with them too. I lightly hit Akira on his arm because of his funny joke.