Funny Jokes Japan Novels & Stories

When suddenly, a burst of laughter was heard. "!?" Everyone turned to where the loud laughter was coming from. They saw a man on top of a relatively large rock as if tickled by a thousand hands. None other than Jin, the king of annoying laughter. "Felix .... hahaha ... a bodyguard .... hahaha .... what a joke! Hahaha! hahaha! hahaha........... ! " Even Felix was disgusted with Jin's laughter. Ever since he became Supreme Grandboss no one dare to laughed at him like Jin does. But there was nothing he could do, he knew Jin for being naughty for a long time.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

“Oh, no… How can Kasuga protect the border now…?” His concern, instead of making the others worried, it made them silent. They sweatdropped for a while before laughing at the same time. Gilbert was smiling from the counter while shaking his head, then he continued filing in letters. Jai looked at them laughing, confused. He was as confused as Shoru. “Why are you guys laughing?” Mika wiped the tears off her cheeks. “You were fighting a giant snake and all you can worry of is the sword you borrowed… How can we not laugh?”

He looked at the dozens of strong men who pounced on him calmly and said, "This is how Japan welcomes me. It's quite unique!" On the side of the well, a burly man took a stick from his hands and smashed it fiercely at Yang Xiao. “You still don’t know that death is staring at you in the face?! You really are stupid!” “Really?” Yang Xiao’s lips curled into an evil smile. His eyes were on the edge of the well! On the edge of the well, Yang Xiao laughed so hard that his heart suddenly went numb. "What's going on? Why does this kid give me such a terrible feeling? It seems—"

MJ asks as he grins in happiness when he sees the reaction of Sam and Ivy. Ivy looked down at her feet while the guy glared at him. “Shut up, I bet you’ll also do this,” Sam said, which made MJ stick his tongue out. “Never, I wouldn’t practice for the wedding,” MJ said which he received a smack on the back of his head. “Let Sam breathe, baka,” Patima said and smiled at the two. [Baka is actually a Japanese word for stupid, idiot, crazy, or foolish. バカ.]

"I'm just tired, and I need to rest." "Don't worry, I didn't hear that. I just got fucked by two men before bringing my hot ass down here. Can you believe that?" She nudged at my shoulder, laughing out loud. Benedict joined in the laughter, bending forward with one hand on the countertop, and the other hugging his abdomen. What the fuck were they laughing about? What's so funny about what she said? Since when did having a threesome become a joke? Not to look stupid among them, or to further insult the Asian I had already insulted, I joined in the laughter, clapping my hands together in a manner that made me look like a clowed idiot.

She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

At the sight of that, no one dared to speak up. They were too audacious! They dared to be so presumptuous in Orienta’s Capital City! Those Japanese men looked at their angry yet cowardly faces and were amused. They laughed loudly and taunted. “Good-for-nothings!” After that, they turned and prepared to leave. However, at this time, a discordant voice suddenly rang.

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."