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Graycorts

Graycorts

The role you made me play Of the fool, no, I don’t like you,” I barely registered someone running up the stairs, but I kept singing: “But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time,” I finished the last “Look what you just made me do” from the final chorus when one of my mom’s favorites when she’s really angry came to my mind. “Play ‘Having A Blast’ by Green Day!” I shouted into the microphone. When nobody moved, I keyed it into youtube, and started to jump to the beat. “I'm takin' all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothing's gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words
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Ace Of Hearts

Ace Of Hearts

“Please, if it’s money you want, I can give it all to you. Just please let me go. I can’t breathe.” Laughter erupted from what I assumed was three guys as one of them said in a taunting voice. “That sounds like a lovely plan but I don’t think you can pay us enough to let you go,” he barked and the others erupted in another round of laughter. “But I suppose I can think about it after my boys and I take what we want from you.”
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The Cruel Rejection

The Cruel Rejection

I know you've got the best intentions Just trying to find the right words to say I promise, I've already learned my lesson But right now, I wanna be not okay I'm so tired, sitting here waiting If I hear one more "Just be patient" It's always gonna stay the same... So let me just give up So let me just let go If this isn't good for me Well, I don't wanna know Let me just stop trying Let me just stop fighting I don't want your good advice or reasons why I'm alright
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King of Vampires

King of Vampires

, Sacha added, and we all laughed. "Let's go munch on fries and enough calories to take us to heaven", I said, lightheartedly, trying to clear the gloom, earning glares for my bland joke "Ain't nobody want to die", Kane quipped, as we made our way down to the locker room. "Whatever", I jibed.
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The Bad Boy's Secret Spills

The Bad Boy's Secret Spills

Refund or no refund you wearing that off in 8 hours"! He pushed them aside and went to bed. They looked at each other and laughed silently 😂😂 I would have laughed myself you know. They both went to Yazaan's room to laugh, they laughed so hard,the "iron line" really tickled them so hard cause they couldn't stop laughing. 🤣
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My Husband Wants An Open Marriage

My Husband Wants An Open Marriage

"Hush little baby, don't say a word..." His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. He butchers the familiar tune of "Hush Little Baby," turning it into a comedic masterpiece. I feel a snicker rising up my throat, and before I know it, I'm giggling. The pain is still there, but Javier's atrocious singing is the absurd distraction I need. I laugh until tears stream down my face, my body shaking with mirth. Javier, oblivious to his own lack of musical talent, continues to sing with gusto, a goofy grin spreading across his face.
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iambest
WOW! I don't know how to describe this but this story is so great! Perfect actually. It feels like I'm watching a movie with lots of scenes & emotions. The grammar, sentences & English are used perfectly. Good job author!
JessicaRecluse
I started reading it because of how much I love “Craving The Wrong Brother” by the same author. Please keep it up, Elysian Sparrow!! Both of these stories are captivating with relatable characters who have intriguing but be believable complexities about them. I’m loving it so far!!!
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Silently Falling

Silently Falling

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"
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Xara: His beautiful unwanted bride

Xara: His beautiful unwanted bride

Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and breakthrough No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry Here I stand and here I stay Let the storm rage on..." “Babe, how many times do you want to watch Frozen?" Mike pouted giving Mabel a peck on her temple. “Um, forever!" She exclaime
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Aggressive Mr CEOs wife

Aggressive Mr CEOs wife

" Um.... You know I've been thinking... - " About what ? How you car just got sabotaged? Muuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhh " Bout what " " I don't know " he groans " Okayyyyy " " Would you go out with me? " " Why " I say dramatically " There's this function that holds every year that I have to attend... " " For business men? " " Yea and I have to go with some one and I want it to be you. " " Fine I'll go " I say cheerfully. Muuaaaahhhhh. I need to work on my evil laughing skills.
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We All Grow Up At Some Point

We All Grow Up At Some Point

She was on the seventh heaven such that she remembered a hip hop song that said “I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND YELL IT ALL OUT AND SAY OHHHH OHHHH! She felt like changing it in the end, make it say “I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND YELL IT ALL OUT AND SAY I PASSED I PASSED😆😆” continuously, and guess what, she did just that and all eyes were on her, she never cared about any comments, wait! Were there even any comments? Not really, everyone was minding their own business, since it was a day of no jokes. Miss Peterson, like she enjoyed being summoned like that , went with her friend to celebrate, they had both done well, like really well.
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