Funny Love Quotes Novels & Stories

"And beside, sinabi mo nang ikaw ang girlfriend niya. So why bother to shout at me? Huh? Hindi ka ba pinag-aral ng mga hampas-lupa mong magulang kaya hindi mo naisip na hindi mo na kailangan sumugod rito sa café ko dahil babalik din naman sa iyo 'yong boyfriend mo at the end? Hello? Kung nilandi ko man iyang bisugo mong boyfriend, well, ang swerte niya. He should thank me for that." Napaawang ang bibig ng babae dahil sa sinabi ni Love. "Pero mukha naman na mas matino ako sa ‘yo, kaya no wonder nilandi niya ako. Looking at you now, I pity you more, hindi naman nakakapagtaka na mabilis kang makakalimutan ng lalaki." Love stated with overflowing sarcasm. Pinilit niyang huwag matawa dahil sa sin

I love you. THE END.

Kaya mas mabuti siguro na tapusin ko na ang lahat ng mga sulat na ito dito sa lugar na ito at ipaanod sa karagatan. Dear Alana, There are thousands of yesterday and there are billions of tomorrows but there is only one today and I will not let the day go by without showcasing my love for you, telling you how I feel about you each day, I love you every day of my life. My love is forever yours. Come rain and sunshine, I will treat you like a diamond and will never let you stay a mile from me. Even if you are far away from me, you will never leave my heart, even for a second. My love for you will blossom until my dying days because I have felt purpose and I want to show you love. While I might

Exited kong sabi. "I love you..." He whispered that's make me smiled and I can feel my cheeks getting hot. "And I love you too," I sweetly answer, he smiled forcely that's make my forehead knotted. "Love, I want you to know that I feel in love on you hard. I love you so much, I can't explain how much I love, there is no words to describe how I do. I love you so much and I want to tell you this cause I don't want to lie, I don't want to keep this secret, it's really hard for me, damn!"

sarkastiko niyang saad. Nailing na lang ako. Mukhang hindi niya talaga matatanggap na seryoso siyang tao at nuknukan ng sense of humor naman yong isa kaya nakakatuwang kasama. "Para sa akin ay nakakatawa naman talaga si Lovimer pero ikaw ang mas nakaka-inlove, Ash. Kaya nga ikaw ang minahal ko, diba? Kaya ikaw ang papakasalan ko. Kapag selos ka nang selos..."

I am trying to save myself for the future pain. "I am ready to fight for you. The only question is are you willing to hold my hand and not let it go?" puno ng emosyong tanong nito. "Because, Margarita, you made me fall in love with you more than you think. You are right, I am crazy. I am crazy in love with you."

"Pfff~ HAHAHAHHA Veronica you're so funny." "Tama naman diba. Kiss ng lolo mga ganyan." "Kiss of respect yan. Ikaw talaga Veron you really made my day hahaha." "Hahaha see napatawa kita. Kahit papano nawala pagod mo." "Yeah, thanks baby. I love you so much." "I love you too baby. " Sabay ko sabay smile sa kanya. Nabigla ako ng hinila nya ako at hinalikan ako. Wow di ako ready don ah! Aggressive naman ang jowa ko.

Sampung tanong ang sabay-sabay na gumising sa utak niya. Bakit lumalayo ito sa kanya? Bakit nagiging malamig? Bakit sinasabi nitong gusto nitong makipaghiwalay? At kanina lamang ay sinasabi niya ang mga ito. “I love you.” “I can’t live without you.” “Nagseselos ako.” “Don’t leave me.” Parang kidlat. Sunod-sunod. Hindi tugma. Hindi totoo. “A liar.”

But this one. “Mahilig siya mag horny posts.” I murmured. ‘Kamiss mag f*nger’ yan ang post niya kaninang madaling araw. Then I remember that scene with him and the makeup artist. Huli naka ‘haha’ react si Kevin and Rage. As I scroll down may mga horny sh*t pa siyang posts. ‘Ikulong na yan, mga kurakot at ibaba mo ang panty mo sakin later, baby!’ “What the f*ck?” But I find it funny.

Nang kumuha ng isang piraso ay binuksan ko ang nakatuping papel, hanggang sa sunod-sunurin na ito. ‘I’m in love with you.’ ‘I love you.’ ‘I admire you.’ ‘I really love you.’ ‘You’re my strength, so don’t leave me.’ ‘I can face my fears with you by my side.’ ‘I can do all things with God and with you.’ ‘You were always caring.’ ‘I’m comfortable with you, honey.’ ‘I only imagine my future with you.’ ‘I can only see my future in your eyes.’ ‘You got that smile that only heaven can make.’