Funny Narration Novels & Stories

If she moved, he might lose it. “Are you done?” There was only silence. “Nolan, can I tell you a joke? I promise that you’ll calm down.” She heard ‘OK’ from behind her, with a hint of curiosity in his voice. “A cube of sugar was walking toward the North Pole, and when it got there, it felt really cold and was frozen solid, so it became rock sugar.” Nolan was rendered speechless. The woman excitedly continued. “I have another one. A cabbage started to strip while it walked, and after a few steps, it disappeared!”

I burst into laughter as I narrated, holding my abdomen. "Come again girl, you said what to him?" Gina laughed like an old woman. "I didn't know, I mean I didn't know... It just came out wrong" I laughed again. "Wow. You are mean babe. I like that." Gina gave a wicked smile of acknowledgement, nodding slowly continuously.

"Planting yourself in the narrative substrate? I’ve seen supernovas with more self-preservation instinct." I had no body to laugh with, so my amusement manifested as a ripple through the nascent stories around us, turning a budding tragedy about a lost crown into a comedic romp about a misplaced hat. "You’re one to talk. You took a job as the universe’s full-time, unpaid editor. Did you even get a benefits package?"

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

Like I am in a trial and I am just a state witness but I mumble silly things that made the tables turn around in a way that will make me look guilty the most! Oh my God, Cassie! That is why your hormonal body must not be connected with your tongue because you are always embarrassing yourself because of it! I cough while laughing awkwardly, “hey! Please, forget everything that I just uttered! It is nothing but plain bullshit!” “I don’t think it is bullshit tho,” Gunner replied from the other line. He adds texture to his voice that makes it sound more thick and manly. And oh no… that sound of it just vibrated through my body until it found the center of my thighs! This is really embarrassing!

It felt like prom night all over again. I reached the bottom finally. It felt like I was in slow motion. Something I didn't even know I could do. Aunt Tess leaned in closer, " it's the sass of a Luna. You can make any male wolf fall to his knees for you." I giggled." Thank god he is is just a normal man, aunt Tess. Imagine him on his knees. Mr big boss." "I didn't mean it literally, Larna. You have much to learn ." "Hhhhmmmm hmmmm." Tyler cleared his throat." May I disturb you ladies out of your whispering conversation. Atleast share the joke."

“What’s the answer?” Nathan asked me, getting impatient. “Chill bro,” Alice told him. “Don’t you have any sense of humour left in your life?” “You’re the last person to talk about humour here, you laugh once in a week.” Nathan told her. We all broke out laughing. I wasn’t laughing at Alice; I was laughing at Nathan. He was being so serious, all for what? Did he think I was going to mention Yoké? “I fell out of a plane and survived!” I announced before Alice could think of a come-back. “Crazy, right?”

Lost. He felt like a grandpa narrating tales to his grandchildren as he shared parts of the story of his life with his colleagues during work. Darryl will pause him occasionally to go to his office, do one or two things, and return to press play so much so that by the end of the day, Mason's throat was parched and his head hammered thunderously.

And so, on and on ,like the osscilation of a pendulum, the disheartening piece of my bio churned while the sands of time dripped slowly and slowly as it watched my narration irks the soul of the spectators. That I thought, but it appeared to be nothing but a blunt lie. It was a revolving piece of gags and laughs. A piece of funny cake, a chunk of interesting cheese, a loaf of an adventurous bread and a real ginger to the spirits of the audience. They applauded.

I joked. “Enjoy what?” “Women throwing themselves at you.” Nathan frowned. “It’s really annoying, trust me,” he replied, typing on his phone. “Sure” “She’s fired when we land.” I burst out laughing, “You’re joking, right” “I’m not.” Nathan looked dead serious. “Oh my god,” I shook my head, laughing. “They were right.” Nathan looked around, confused. “Who is right?” “You do have a talent for firing people”