Funny Narration Novels & Stories

Kehlani’s POV For the first time in what felt like forever, I was laughing. Real laughter, not the polite, careful kind I had mastered at work, but the kind that bubbled up unexpectedly and made my cheeks ache. The restaurant buzzed with noise, glasses clinking, cutlery scraping softly against plates and conversations overlapping in a way that felt warm instead of overwhelming. I hadn’t realized how much I needed this. Manny was in the middle of a ridiculous story about a client who had once sent an email meant for his mistress to the entire department.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Jordan scoffed “Your fast, but do you think you’re stronger than me? What a joke! If I really tried my best, you wouldn’t even be able to last for 10 seconds!” “10 seconds? can’t I kill you in 5 seconds?” Anne’s eyes narrowe. Nelson laughed out loud. “Why weren’t you so humorous last time?” Jordan snickered. “Do you find the truth humorous? No wonder you're only a servant! You can't even speak properly.” Anne rolled her eyes. Jordan was fuming. he couldn’t believe that he was being ridiculed by someone like Anne.

Most embarrassing moment of my life. I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing. Whatever tension my body had built up released and by the time the nurse prepped the shot, Dante was continuing with this ridiculous story about how it went down after he passed out and I barely even felt the needle. You're evil," I said, shaking my head as the nurse finished up. "Distracting me like that." He grinned. "Whatever works, right?”

She could hear his voice so close to her ears that it tickled her nerves. "Banging myself to Ronan's craziness." She said raising her head up with a smile plastered on her face and found three figures looming over her head. She straightened up immediately when the three men around her started to coo. _____♡♡♥♥♡♡____ A/N I actually slept for a good thirty seconds at the end of the story he was narrating. Haha I was the one writing it though. Don't worry, this happens to me quite a lot and not just during the nights. Lol.

VINCE "Joy has a habit of talking to herself?" Mum asked, her voice cracking because of her laughter. I nodded, "She does. A lot." Joy couldn't stop laughing either and neither could Richard. For the past half an hour, every one of us brought up stories that had our stomachs hurting. "Well, it's not weird at all. Richard here has a habit of farting when he's nervous." Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.”

He's in for a rude awakening when I start killing off his precious pack members. “Fucking, fucked up, shitting fuck” Gunner growled and stomped back and forth in front of me. I just watched him slowly descend into madness, as I tried desperately not to laugh at his little meltdown. “I didn’t want to fucking do it this way” he mumbled to himself.

' thought Edward with a tired expression . " I never thought I would hear anyone talk like this about our president . " said Nolan after wiping his eyes . " To think there's a girl who doesn't know our president and describes him in such a way . Pffft ! I didn't think that I would be able to ever witness such a scene in my life . " said Erik with a smile . " Oh.......my........I have never laughed so much in my entire life . " said Emma trying to catch her breath from laughing too much but the situation was indeed very funny .

You and The Professor are a pair now! ”Yes, just last night and…” ”Tell me you’re not kidding…” ”I’m not man! Why the hell should I kid about…” “AAAAALRIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!” The Interviewer almost let go of his mobile due to his ears almost exploding. Nate had practically cheered his eardrums off! “NATE! HOLY… WHAT THE FUCK MAN!” “SORRY… Sorry… awww congratulations man! So I guess you and the Nanny being a pair isn’t true after all.”

T-Bone growls, voice low, dangerous. My heart nearly caves in on itself. I pray for Lee to zip it. To shut up. But my prayers don’t hit home. “Maybe if we wait long enough, a fuck will fall out of the sky and I’ll give it to you.” I squeeze my eyes shut and brace for the gunshot. But instead — T-Bone cracks open into a howl, laughter booming in the echoing space, the sound bouncing off concrete like something unhinged. It’s not joy. It’s not humor. It’s madness.