Funny Patrick Quotes Novels & Stories

I reach out to Lucas then we did a fist bump. "See, I said you'd never win." Lucas mockingly said it to Patrick, and they all laugh. "Why challenge me when every game, I carried you. Hahaha." He giggles a bit, we see how frustrated Patrick is, but we are happy to see how he frown and act like a kid. We just laugh and teases him.

When Patty was making attention to be on her because of her loud laughter which had reduced to sniffles. “For a moment there, I thought that you were serious. You should consider joining a travelling band as their jokester, you are learning to tell funny jokes pleasantly well.” Patty smiled at Curtis whose face remained serious and when he said nothing and only crossed his arms across his chest. Patty stumbled back like he pushed her with her face turning pale. “Bu…but that is suicide.”

“Confess. You don’t want to share a room because you’re ashamed to be discovered jacking off with your newly discovered p*rn book.” Patrick sputtered while everyone laughed. Even Farrah couldn’t contain her laughter. “How did you know that I have a new p*rn book? Did you read it? Are you even allowed to read those things?!” “I didn’t say I read them. I just saw it on your luggage, degenerate.” Everyone laughed again. Patrick cursed, saying that he was nothing but a man in his prime; what’s weird about those? Soon the laughter died out; everyone resumed their seriousness, ready to address the most crucial matter.

He said, shaking his head as a grin finally emerged on his mouth, “It feels like I sent you to your first day at kindergarten. You are making friends and it is very relieving to hear.” “Then you should stop being my parent,” I said, jokingly. “That’s the last thing I want to be.” He said before a call on his phone distracted him. Wait. What did he mean by that? Was he just playing along with my banter, or... Did he mean it in a different way? After he cut the call, he grabbed the TV remote. “So, this Patrick.” I started as he was browsing through the various options on N*****x. “Do you know him personally?”

He sarcastically rolled his eyes before smirking, "Your job?" What an absolute butthead. If Patrick was a cartoon or an anime character, he would have gray smoke coming from his ears. -Or was it steam? Nah, if Patrick was indeed fictional, then it would definitely be smoke. With a look of defeat, Patrick simply threw him a frown and said, "... just do the job properly." I silently watched Patrick walk grumpily back to the restaurant. Stomping his feet along the way. I looked back at JerkAss and saw him smirking as he watched Patrick slam the glass doors shut, but he failed because of the wind and all.

Zara. Previously... When the police man had chained him to the table and left, Patrick started laughing. "What's funny" I said frowning. "You know, I never ever thought that I would ever see you again in my life" Patrick said, still chuckling. "Well, one last time wouldn't hurt. I used to consider you my friend." I said and folded my arms. "I used to be in love with you you know. Or should I say, infatuated." Patrick said and chuckled. It seemed as though he was finding himself amusing.

Ayo is the only one who still has questions. “So, why did you stop messing with Ryan?” she asks. “Well, after she laid into me at the parade, I kind of realized that I was taking out my anger on the wrong person,” Patrick says, chuckling. “What do you mean, ‘laid into you?’” Lucy asks, giving me a quizzical look. Frantically, I shake my head at Patrick. “Nothing. I think he’s mixing me up with someone else,” I say quickly. “No, I’m not,” Patrick insists. “I’m talking about when we were teasing - “

I grow conscious of his gaze, so I retaliate by commenting on his cooking. “The chicken is a little dry.” Patrick laughs. “I´m sorry. I´ll do better next time. Assuming that there will be a next time?” “With this kind of cooking? I don´t think so.” Patrick laughs. “I´m just kidding.” Patrick has this goofy smile on his face as he continues to stare at me. “What? Why do you keep staring?” “Nothing. It´s just that I feel so happy. I feel light. There are no more secrets between us.”

"Mr. Sterling shows Maeve a level of care and respect you will clearly never understand." "Papa, don't," I said, gently touching my father's arm. "There's no need to explain anything to him." I turned to Rhys. "Rhys, don't bring up that childhood betrothal again. It was just a joke made by the dons over drinks. It was never real." "Those were your words. Are you taking them back now?" Rhys opened his mouth, but no words came out. "The answer should be obvious," I said, standing up. "It was a joke then, so let's not pretend it's serious now."

Pat narrowed his eyes dangerously before answering the call and immediately pressing the phone against his ear. “A rai?” he said bluntly. A soft chuckle came from the other end. “You hang up on people often, or am I just special?” Yut’s voice sounded amused rather than offended. Pat closed his eyes briefly in frustration while Tee silently shook with laughter beside him. “Khun, are you not busy? Don’t you have work to do?” Pat said sarcastically, sucking his teeth lightly. “Or… are you a fraudster?” Several nearby teammates instantly looked up from their desks, already struggling not to laugh.