Funny Phrases Sayings Novels & Stories

she said shaking her head - Think again my dear, it is indeed the reality, the happy reality for us and the sad reality for you. -You're the devil himself, you and your bastard friend.......she said throwing the soap in his face -You're even hotter when you're pissed off..., said Doudou laughing - You are not human..... she said crying Our life can change from one minute to another, we can be happy at ten ten (10:10 a.m.) and at ten eleven (10:11 a.m.) we are unhappy, such is life, it is made of a layer of honey

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Hearing him, Harold said, "Hmm hmm I understand I understand everything. By the way brother, I never thought that you would take it seriously what I said yesterday. You really take it." Rhino looked at him confused. Rhino said in a serious voice, "What do you mean? What did you say yesterday?" Harold again smiled mischievously and uttered, " Yesterday's kiss make and shake and flow an electricity throughout your body." After saying that, both Edith and Harold laughed out loud. And Rhino looked at them with frowned eyes. Rhino said, looking on the other side, "So much nonsense. I just don't get it, how do you come up with the world's best nonsense words!"

"Well, that makes no sense at all. Why would you curse your friend who had the same idea? What happened to great mines think alike? You know, what was said was mine on both sides and the words blew up at the same time." "How are you still corporeal? It's great minds think alike, dumb ass. And you either say jinx because you are being a dick or you say great minds think alike if it's a funny occurrence. Gods... Sex with you must be fascinating." Jinx joked as he pulled into the rest stop and hopped out of the car.

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

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"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Japanese Phrases: "Like sending you to hell." "Like sending you to hell once and for all." Italian Phrases: "One day you'll pay dearly for everything you do, for now, I'll have a lot of fun with you." "I won't allow that filthy mouth to touch my crown jewels, even if you wanted it. You're more accustomed to not giving me a disease for daring."