Novel & Cerita Funny Phrases Sayings

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

Jennifer said with a laugh. “What?” I was confused. “You guys look like a happy family, anyone wouldn’t think otherwise trust me,” she said, “Very funny,” I said, giving a fake laugh. “You think I’m telling a lie or going crazy, we’ll see about that soon,” she said, “You just try to add meaning to everything, we just had a harmless conversation, I mean this is how we do talk and we all kinda understand each other so we’ll maybe that's why you are adding meanings to it.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

His ego didn’t seem to find my joke funny. “you seem to lose yourself to individuals a lot”. I didn’t know what it meant and I wasn’t going to let him bother me. The waiter brought in the order. “Bon appetite “. The word sounded funny coming from a full brown British guy, it made me chuckle unconsciously and that made Ansel mad he stood up without his coffee.

There was no sense in her taking a cab when we were going to the same place. She came through the door huffing and puffing while pulling off her shoes. "My dogs aren't barking, they've crawled into a hole and died." She dropped down on the couch. "Dogs, what dogs, you're not allowed to have dogs in my building." They all started laughing, her, Mikey and Tony. "What the fuck's so funny?" "It's an expression moron, it means my feet hurt." She rolled her eyes at me like I was fucking stupid.

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

I complained to my room mate. "If it's not talking about facts and science, don't tell it to me" she said and laughed. "Common babe, Figures are fact, hope you know" I argued. "If figures are facts, then why did they separate figure from fact in this popular phrase "FACTS AND FIGURES" She said and laughed "Is that supposed to be funny?" I said, feeling pained. And she just kept on laughing then someone knocked the door and my room mate went to check who was at the door.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Michael asked in astonishment, his eyes goggled at her assertion. "Don't ever bring up that phrase, ye will only be a laughingstock to the world." Sheila pouted and frowned. "The world finds everything amusin'---even death is humour to them," Sheila said. "And that reminds me, my friend and I were walkin' besides a busy road sometime now. Then came an elite speedin' his car, and he drove into a poor man, causin' his body to leap aisles over the next road. It took him a heartbeat and the man was dead. To my surprise, some men had found it amusin'. They uttered humourous words 'bout the poor man crossin' the road without his turn. I'm not to blame the poor man; I am to blame the Elite."

She wiped her face impatiently, saying between her teeth "No, where's the joke in what I'm saying, because I can barely see it?" He also held his face very nervously "Where's the joke? Your whole conversation is a joke." She looked at him annoyed and angry and said spitefully “Oh tell me anything funny from the phrase, ‘Hello, I am a human from planet Earth that is funny to you!’” “The whole sentence is a joke!” He shouted with irritation and anger, looking at her with extreme anger, and she looked at him while saying angrily "Oh I'm the one who should be upset here!" He exhaled angrily, looking in front of her before looking at her again and saying