Funny Phrases Sayings Novels & Stories

He mocked Philip, “My dear nephew, what now? Ten minutes have passed. Where are your cash delivery trucks? Where’s the 1.6 billion dollars in cash? Hahaha!” Immediately after, the surrounding directors also spoke sarcastically, “I'm laughing my ass off. It's really fun to watch this drama at night.” “Yes, even though I’m an old man now, I can still watch such funny things happening. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. Maybe I can even live longer from laughing at this.” “Philip, where’s your convoy? We’ve waited for ten minutes.” The crowd laughed at Philip’s ignorance.

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

“Will I – is this going to transform me into a guinea pig!?” “No,” I say, laughing and sitting down on the edge of his bed, reaching for his arm, which he pulls away from me in sudden anxiety. “Seriously!” I say, laughing still. “That’s just a common phrase – you don’t know it? Maybe it’s a human phrase. For like, a creature who gets experimented on first.”

Hayden laughed out loud, except that his face was blank and cold. “That's an unfunny one, man. Hahahahaha” Philip snorted, laughing, and pointing at Hayden. “Perhaps you'd have to elaborate because I don't have unfunny in my dictionary. Hahahahaha” Hayden retorted with a joke, causing everyone to laugh as they continued to walk down the stairs. Philips immediately snorted. “You're such a…”

He grinned, wiggling his fingers mysteriously. “It’s called ‘Story Fingers.’ You take turns telling a story, but here’s the catch—you can only speak one sentence at a time, and you have to include a finger count with each sentence. For example, I start with ‘One fox ran across the river,’ and then you continue with two of something happening, and so on. It gets tricky, and hilarious, especially after a few rounds.” Jaiyana laughed, already intrigued. “Sounds… complicated. But fun. Okay, I’m in.”

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

"I thought I knew how to make an omelette. I guess not." "Don't beat yourself up, or should I say cut yourself up?" "Haha, that was terrible." "It was good, it was a good joke," "Then how come I'm not laughing?" "Cause I think you cut up your funny bone too," Marcus couldn't hold back his laugh, "that made no sense, at all." "Yet you laughed, so mission accomplished. When I was a kid, my dad would make a bunch of dad jokes whenever we got hurt just to distract us from the pain, they were rarely funny." Marcus chuckled. "But it's the effort that counts, huh?"

I l⁠et people look do​wn on me⁠ be‌cause I believed they w⁠ere ri​ght to d​o so. B⁠ut heari‌ng Michael dis‍miss me like a n‌uisan‍ce snapped something‍ in‍side.​ ⁠"A jok‍e⁠ i​s​ only fu‍n​ny if the person you're talking about is lau‍ghing," I said.