Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

Phrases from stupid people who have no idea of the true suffering of a millionaire but lonely person. Now I'm experiencing real loneliness. The loneliness of someone who thought he had everything in his hands, of someone who shaped a real diamond and suddenly saw it walk away. No matter how much money you have, nothing can buy love. Fool's gold! It seems to glitter like gold, but it only satisfies the eyes without being worth anything.

she moved closer to him and clasped her hand over his, “I am telling you my favorite quote because it applies to you Nathan. I have seen you so many times put yourself down because you are blind but I want you to know that you can do much better, you don’t have to beat yourself up everyday because you can’t see, you are still the Nathan that the world knows and the world awaits more from you” “Babe…” he whispered but he could not get the words out of his mouth, he wasn’t expecting her to do this for him, this was the first time and it was beautiful. “Should I tell you another quote from the book?” “Hmmm” he nodded, “i really want to hear it” “Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the fa

he said, despite his playful tone, his expression was serious. "When we ask a man if he's single, he says yes..." I clarify his question. "But if he has a girlfriend or even a fiancée, he still says he's single just because he's not married yet." "That's absurd!" Joshua truly seemed indignant. "I completely agree..." I say, pretending to be sad just to lighten the mood. "Now I feel like having someone, you know?" Joshua joked, because I refused to believe he was being serious. "What do you think about being my someone?"

“Hmmmm, I am not sure. I had fun talking with you and I admired your talent. One day, it just hit me. That I like you.” “But I am a single mom.” Lance looked back at me. “It’s not normal to fall in love with a single mom.” “Do you really see me as a weird person?” You were always weird, Sir. And now, I am convinced how crazy you are.” He chuckled loudly as he nodded his head. “Okay. I agree with that. I am indeed crazy.” Lance stopped walking and stared at me. Suddenly, he leaned closer, and the gap between us narrowed.

"Aren't we all? I read a list stating the top five reasons why a person that has never married is single. Number five said it's because you're just not good enough." "Ouch. That's harsh." "But true." He leaned against the counter still holding an empty diet coke can. "Think about this, we're single because we aren't looking for partners that are our equals. We're looking for somebody better than us; more money, better looking, yada yada yada." She nodded conceding to that one. "And number four?" He scratched his neatly trimmed chin hair. "I think number four is you're selfish, number three is you're a slut, number two—"

"Huwag kang mag-alala, Andrew. Ako na ang bahala dito. Sa lalong madaling panahon ay hindi na magagawa ni Natalie na masira ang aking pagiging single para sa kanyang kapakinabangan." Nagkaroon ng katahimikan sa dulo ni jacob, pagkatapos ay lumunok ng malakas ang abogado. "Pinaplano mo bang isulong ang iyong walang katotohanan na ideya? Tyler, alang-alang sa langit."

says Gregory. "You guys need to have a life. Go get yourselves a person to spend your life with. We're not getting any younger," says Psyche. “Being single is annoying, but dealing with boys is just twice annoying,” Serina replied. “They're annoying but at least you’re not single?” says Psyche. “You know men can be annoying sometimes…” she added. “Most of the time,” Serina corrected. “Yeah, whatever, Going back, men are annoying but they give light to our life,” says Psyche, trying to convince Serina.

] "Eww Nero... You sound so corny just now. Do you know that?!" "Shut up little girl. Single like you won't understand what I'm saying. You don't have any romantic cells in your body, that is why you are still single up until now." "Whatever!" That's the only word that Audrey had come up after being refuted by her cat. Nero is just way too defensive. Hmph! "So what if I'm single? It's not a crime! I'm sure someone, somewhere is waiting out for me. Once I found that love of my life, we will be the best love team ever.

“Adele’s living her dream, and he’s out there trying to convince guests that two stars are the new luxury.” “Actually, he wouldn't be crying alone. He has a failed supermodel mistress too. I wonder how they'd be crying right now. Hugging and crying, coddling and crying, kissing and crying, or f*cking and crying?🤔” laughing emojis roared. This particular comment exploded online within minutes. It appeared everywhere, had the most repost, most likes, most memes…evetything. People quote-tweeted it with captions like “Best comment of the century” and “This person needs a raise!” The thread turned into a full-on comedy festival at Ryan’s expense.

Niccolo answered. "I know. But I'll be forever indebted to you. Always remember that, Niccolo," she said. "You're so funny even though you're not a clown," he said. "Well, I'm just a beggar, but I can make people laugh," she replied. "Life is full of challenges, pain, sacrifices, loneliness, and trials, but we wouldn't forget to laugh. It's the best medicine, right?" "Of course, I know. But laughing while you're alone isn't good. Maybe you need to see a doctor or psychiatrist to check on you..." Niccolo answered. "There's something wrong with you if you're laughing alone."