Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes About The Boss

Why does it taste so good? “I understand why you can’t talk, he must have told you in adavance that he would deduct from your salary or make you lose your job anytime soon.” They syptahize with me and thats’s where it all got crazy. “You all shouldn’t worry, I can handle boss.” I boasted and they gave me the pity look. They stopped as soon as the door opened revealing boss. They came out with differents stories leavig me alone with him. “Do you need something?”

He must have gotten a wrong impression about my question. I shook my head slowly and silently telling him that he was wrong! I wasn't in any way into his psycho boss, but he didn't take it. He gave me a piercing look and started laughing but before his teeth were revealed, his usual grim expression stole across his face and he tucked his hands into his pockets. "Did you think you've got the boss all figured out because he invited you to his office? Come off it." He smirked and tilted closer, "Another piece of advice; do not underestimate the boss… it's better to avoid him," he whispered into my ears and cleared his throat.

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

“Stooping even lower is this little group of yours. First for agreeing to such an errand from a girl half your age, and second, for thinking you need this many people to take me down.” “So she speaks,” the group laughed, “... and she speaks wildly,” the boss continued. “I like your spirit, but why don’t you let me worry about the jobs I take and my choice of employers? You should be more concerned about your well-being at this point. Some tears, a lot of pleading, and maybe a cute nude pic could earn you less damage.” “Well, let me break this to you guys... This isn’t going to go the way you’ve planned.” I said with a half-hearted, menacing grin.

Worse, I have a bad habit of laughing out loud,literally. I don't laugh classically , I laugh loud enough to make another person laugh, Daniel told me one, my laughter is very contagious. Daniel heard me and laughed a little too,but seeing the boss' cold stare ,we had to swallow every amusement piling up inside of us. "My apologies boss"I said immediately. "You are as ugly as your laugh" The boss replied,wow that one hit me,a thunderous laughter from others buried me,I don't think I will ever laugh again. "Don't let it get to you"

The thought made me chuckle. Just as I was about to dive into my work, my phone buzzed. When I glanced at the screen, I immediately laughed. Speaking of the devil—my boss was texting me. From: Bossy Boss Have you eaten? I raised an eyebrow. S To: Bossy Boss Why? From: Bossy Boss Am I not allowed to ask? I smirked, easily imagining his irritated expression as he typed that reply. To: Bossy Boss Not saying you can’t ask, just wondering why you care. Anyway, yes, I already ate. What about you?

I'll make sure to deal with him in the office for humiliating me personally. You better watch your back, Mr. Boss, I thought. I'll make you regret that you ever wanted me in the first place. I sat in the break room, trying to think of the evil things I could do to him without being too obvious. "What's up with you?" Tonya asked, so I snapped back into reality. "What do you mean?" I asked. "You've been sitting over there and grinning like a crazy person for the last 10 minutes. Are you okay?" she asked, sounding concerned.

she ask " Yea let just forget it," "wow! wow!! wow!!! forget what made me search the waste bin you are unbelievable" she said with a sarcasm "it ok Tilly let get to work," "hey " Tilly said with annoyance "Do you realise am your boss" i said getting annoyed ,"so what? so what if you are the boss?? you are very very arrogant," "you are crossing the line " i warned She laugh "you are just a arrogant sarcastic jerk,do you think you are better than anyone?"

she demanded angrily. I sucked. "I-I'm not doing anything wrong to her! She just cries and I'm not sure why. Maybe she can't accept the fact that she is stupid. It's just a simple coffee, but she didn't make it right. What can you say about that?" "What did you say? A stup*d? What a nice boss you are! Why are you so arrogant and proud of yourself? Why are you so rude to your employees? Didn't you know that if you don't have employees, you can't earn a lot of money? You can't have this huge company!At the very least, be a nice boss! Just a little bit. Treat them as a friend of your company who helps you earn more money, not just an employee."

It was a pity that no one was able to integrate into this small group now. "Alas, it would be great if I could sit there and drink and chat with others." The boss sighed and said, full of envy. The manager was even more exaggerated than the boss. He even fantasized in his mind that if he was qualified to sit at that table and drink, the whole Cloud City would treat him with attitude. This was the peak of life. "Boss, have you ever scolded Boss Hannigan before?" the manager asked. This made the boss's expression change. He quickly glared at the manager. Could he say that casually?