Romans & histoires Funny Quotes Bad Luck

“I mean, you were shitfaced. That’s what everybody said. So you did something dumb when you were drunk. It sucks that the guy got hurt so bad, but you didn’t do anything that lots of people wouldn’t have done. You were just unlucky that it went bad.” “I was unlucky? I think the dead guy is the unlucky one.” “Okay, yeah, him too.” Sean hitched forward and gave Lucas his most charming smile. “I know how this shit happens, Lukey. And I’m sorry I wasn’t there to back you up. But you can’t spend the rest of your life doing penance for something that was just bad luck.”

“To you, for broadening my horizons by introducing me to the most awful movie known to man.” I clinked my glass to hers and downed the shot. It burned all the way down, despite the beer and wine having numbed its descent a little. “Fuck, that’s strong.” Ember swayed slightly, nodding with a smile glued to her lips. “But it tastes so good. It’s going to make me feel like such crap tomorrow morning, but you only live once, right?” “Right,” I agreed, reaching for the next one. “To your slave driver boss who finally let you out to play.”

“Good luck.” _______________

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Just like every other night, I was a mess of myself as I sulked away in self-loathe and pity as I sashayed shamelessly as the sample of bad luck regalia. Why was life so unfair? “Two shots of margarita, Singapore sling, and bloody Mary…two shots for each” I howled at the bartender who stood behind the bar shelf brewing drinks for his other patrons. He looked at me as though I was out of my wits already. I opened my mouth to shoot him a remark but gulped down my saliva instead when he spoke. “I think that’s enough.” He said, eyeing the empty shot glass on my front. “I think that’s none of your business and for me to decide” I shot back at him.

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

Then she and her friend started to emit all kinds of meaningful moans, as if she needed to clarify what kind of night work she meant. A bulky guy laughed. "Who would want to fuck Miss Bad Luck?! I would like to see a guy so desperate to—" "Hey!" I snarled, slowly rising to my feet. "I suggest all of you shut the hell up!" Sarah smirked and stepped closer, looking me up and down. "Or what?" I grinned darkly. "Or I will curse you and infect you with my bad luck." She gasped and stepped away. "Crazy bitch!" I stomped forward, and she leaped back, stepping on the other guy's foot. He hissed in pain as her five-inch heel met his soft-looking shoe.

I got my bottled water, sipped a little and shifted my mind to something else. Perhaps if someone would ask if series of unfortunate events is true, I would volunteer to testify. I was an achiever in high school, but when I got in college, I fell from being an achiever to nothing. I almost didn't make it to graduation. I was a disgrace to my family. I got married three times, but all ended up in divorce. At first, I thought they brought all these misfortunes into my life, but all my ex-husbands were happily married now, so I was convinced that I was the one who brought mishaps into them and to mine.

It made Blair laugh a bit, for reasons she doesn’t know. “You said that I’ll succeed right? Then…” Blair wiped the water running on her nose.”…why did I fail?” She asked, grieving. “I did say that, but I didn’t clarify that you would succeed today.” “Then why did you say that?” “Have you heard of the quote fortune favors the bold?” Celestin asked, grinning.

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