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Now that I knew the secret, I made my move. I had my men buy me a huge stack of lottery tickets, and every time I scratched one off, I hit a million-dollar jackpot. After scratching off four or five winning tickets in a row, I finally stopped, satisfied. Then, I posted a quick update on my feed. "A blessing in disguise." It didn't take long for the office group chat to blow up with question marks. Apparently, Yelena had accidentally tumbled down a flight of stairs, which left her bruised and swollen.

[ Luck: SSS ] He folded the note and put it in his pocket. Something told him this was either the best thing that could happen before a duel, or the worst. With his luck, it was probably both.

I smack him. “Oh, don’t be so surprised. You know we were born shit out of luck. But it’s fine, many have it even worse.” “Do they?” “Yes.” I say with a voice that clearly says this is not something I will negotiate. The sadistic belief in me that there has to be some people with even worse luck in their lives than me won’t let me realize just how shitty life I’ve had. It’s a form of denial, but it does me good. “We have each other, don’t we?”

“You aren't really smart, are you? Maybe today isn't your lucky day. I mean, your plan failed again, just like the last one. You must feel so sad.* I let out a small laugh and left her there.

So never expect things to happen because the best things in life are the ones you didn't expect the most. Who knows, you might accidentally swap phones with a celebrity and you'll just get lucky? ~ FIN.

But it felt like he was much more stubborn. "Yes. I'm heading to the parking lot." After paying for my groceries. I hurriedly stepped out. Unfortunately, it made me not look around. Someone suddenly shouted angrily at me, I could only say sorry because I knew I was the guilty party here. Unfortunately the word sorry is not enough. That someone, let's call him the big man, looked at me fiercely. Then shouted angrily at me again. "Don't you have eyes? Can't you walk properly? You see, my cell phone was destroyed because of your carelessness."

"Ellen- ok, I think I have proven my point of your wife turning into a party starter.!! Maybe I should have never listened to my mom at fifteen, or I would have got a good man like you to hang around now" her joke was what you can call trying to fix the bullet hole with a bandage which, if you ever heard Bad Blood by Taylor Swift's you'll know it won't work. Everyone gave hard to smile Ellen on that and Alex ah boy. He just looked away, trying hard not to catch the camera focus.

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

As we leave, Barnaby adds,“remember, Lucy, even a hot buttered piece of toast can be a glimmer. Or, you know, when I don’t resist the urge to prank-call my ex after a few too many glasses of wine...” Mom laughs—a genuine laugh—and it’s the best glimmer I’ve had all day.

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