Funny Quotes For A Girlfriend Novels & Stories

A young voice pierced through the crowd and I sighed. “Who said that? Stand up for me for a minute.” A young kid, maybe eighteen or nineteen, stood up, his phone held up, filming. I smiled and waved. “I have a question for you. Is your girlfriend hot?” “I…I…don’t have a girlfriend.” My eyes widen in mock shock, and I could hear a few chuckles in the crowd. “If you don’t even have a girlfriend, why are you asking if my wife is hot? If she is a model? Do you think your next girlfriend is going to be a model?”

I said happily "Of course I rock. I rock all the time." I mumbled.. "oh no you don't, your ideas suck" "What did you say?" She asked furrowing her brows. "Oh nothing. You do rock girlfriend. High five" I raised my hand up to her but she rolled her eyes and said. "Safe it" I laughed. She knew I was being sarcastic. This plan is so brilliant. I should call him now so we could get on with it but nah..the guy is a workaholic. Maybe later. I just can't wait to do this.

"You're such a bitch. Stop laughing." I was about to throw my wine in my best friend's face if she didn't quit making fun of me. "You realize you just committed the worst dating faux pas possible. No woman wants to hear about her girlfriend's ex-lovers." "First of all, she's not my girlfriend. And secondly, she ate just as much ice cream as I did and had equally horrible stories to share." "Did she ever get dressed?" "I mean, she tied the robe. Nobody wants ice cream on bare skin. But no. She didn't put any clothes on. Did I mention her brother's ride?"

My heart swells with pride as I say it. “And I have the most stunning and amazing girlfriend,” he replies earnestly, taking my hand in his and pressing a small kiss to each of my fingers. “And I don’t need any other females to drool over me.” His gaze is unwavering, and I feel a rush of affection wash over me, wrapping us in our own little world amid the bustling café. As we enjoy our treats, the laughter of the nearby patrons and the gentle flow of the river create a perfect backdrop for this moment, one that feels timeless and sweet. I can’t help but think how lucky I am to have this incredible guy by my side, making an ordinary day feel extraordinary.

Scott looked at the message from the unknown account and suddenly laughed. "Babe, you finally figured out how to get under my skin." He shook his phone lightly, stood up, and pulled me into his arms. "This is on me. For the last ninety-nine times, you never really got mad. So you've finally learned to be upset, huh?" "I'm not 'getting upset.'" I pushed him away. "I'm breaking up with you. For real." "Hahaha!" Scott wrapped his arm around me again. "Okay, okay. I know I messed up. They say fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me… but you put up with me ninety-nine times. Of course I should've gotten a clue.

“You’re right. I don’t know how to face him, but that’s only part of it. “What if, someday, when I’m old and you’re still young, you leave me behind?” “Claire, if I love you, I’ll love you for a lifetime. How could I ever leave you?” I still did not want to let go of her. “No one is better than you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. In this life, you’re my woman.” Claire’s body shook slightly. “Stop saying these things. I don’t want to hear it.”

loud and mocking. I stare at them in surprise…. wondering why they're laughing. I frown, irritation rising. “What’s so funny?” I ask. The first guy steps closer, eyes gleaming with something sharp. “You really don’t know, do you?” A strange feeling settles in my chest. “What are you talking about?” I ask, slower this time. “About how your girlfriend fought your battle for you.” My brows snap together. “What?” “You think this is about the last time?” he says. “Where you sent your girlfriend to fight for you?”

"Whatever just tell me, I expected a disappointment from you already, I’m pretty sure it was lame but anyways just go ahead and tell me." "We haven’t actually had a first night get," I responded She glared at me for a moment before she burst into laughter "You’re telling me that you haven’t had sex with him yet?" She pointed at me as she tapped her lap and continued laughing "You aren’t serious are you?" She laughed "Oh man, my stomach hurts but I can’t stop laughing." I rolled my eyes "You are fucking crazy, Barb." "Oh girlfriend, you are so funny" She chuckled In two words, she’s insane.

That was the lamest thing I have ever heard and said. "It suits me?" I decided to choose my next words carefully. "Ya, most of the womanizers are cocky and the biggest jerks," Shut up Jasmin before he will kill you. "Cocky? Jerk?" He looked at me with a narrow look, irritation evident on his face. "It was a joke. You're so funny," I let out a forced laugh, slapping both hands together. I can only hope he is not offended or angry. "So, it's decided, now you are my girlfriend now," Decide? But when? I don't remember agreeing. I don't know how to respond to that.

I heard the sound of a soft sob from another side before I could have called her name again, I heard her weak voice, “I thought you won’t call me.” “And why is so, love?”, I cooed her slowly. “It’s my girlfriend’s birthday. It is impossible that I won’t wish you on this day. Now, wipe your tears. I hate those stupid salty waters in your eyes.”, I complained to which she giggled. . “Thank you, baby”, She said with a smiling face. How come I know that? Well. we both have a stupid smile plastered on our face whenever we talk with each other. I didn’t her engagement topic because that was painful for both of us.