Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes For A Girlfriend

Sophie continued. “ No ,don't shut up, I think I like you too” I texted back with shaking hands. “So would you be my girlfriend maybe, that's if you're cool with it” she added a crying emoji at the back. I was literally biting my lips while reading her messages, like I know I'll regret all my decisions later but I guess I love making bad decisions. “Yeas babe, I'll be your girlfriend ”I took a deep breath. Sophie’s response came immediately, “ See we're already coupling”

The impossible became possible. I just laughed at my girlfriend Mukgu and held her tighter because I really miss her so much! “At least, I am back for real. I can protect you now, until we get old.” I teased her. Ha ha ha ha for sure, she will wonder why I told that to her. She does not have any idea that I will be a human. Her face can tell it.

“Don’t be a dummy!” “For a day, why don’t we be a couple for a day?” He cleared his throat, he realize that his words were vague, but seeing her reaction was priceless. “Let’s enjoy every moment of our time here. Will you be my girlfriend for a day?” Wayne offered with a hoping smile.

“Raphael says that if he had a girlfriend as pretty as you, he would never show her . . . us.” They backhand each other enthusiastically, laughing more.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

I fumed in anger. "I said I'm his girlfriend." Immediately, the two security men burst out laughing loudly which made me frown. Were these two imbeciles, didn't they know the meaning of girlfriend, or did I have to explain it to them? "Excuse me," I frowned, calling their attention. "Why the heck are you two assholes laughing?" I couldn't help but curse as I asked. "Well then, we'd say you made a rather funny joke." One of the security men chuckled as he replied.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Aidan's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.

My girlfriend is crazy. Oh don't get me wrong! She's a great girl – She's the kindest person I know, adorable beyond words, and horny as a minx in heat. But what I mean to say is: My Katie is crazy. I know, I know, I shouldn't say that the love of my life is missing a few screws. But maybe if I tell you about her you'll understand that my lovely Katie is more than just a little weird.

"Really good." "You look fucking incredible." I blushed under his intense gaze. "You already said that." "And I'll keep saying it." His fingers traced lazy patterns on my bare skin. "What's the best part about having you as my girlfriend?" "The tax benefits?" He laughed, pulling me closer. "Your sense of humor. Even when you're naked and thoroughly fucked, you still manage to be a smartass." "Someone has to keep your ego in check, Mr. Knight." His hand slid down to squeeze my ass. "Watch that mouth of yours, or I'll have to put it to better use."