Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes Holidays

For seven days, I didn't even bother to open the work group chat, so I missed all her passive-aggressive swipes at me. "Young people these days have such bad attitudes. They can't even handle the simplest tasks." When I showed up at the office after the holidays, acting as if nothing had happened, she lost it. At the morning meeting, she turned it into a full-blown interrogation and called me out by name, questioning, "Why didn't you answer my calls during the Thanksgiving holidays? I had work for you." I stared at her, looking genuinely confused. "You said it yourself that it was the holidays. That's my time off, so whether I answer the calls or not is my choice."

I laughed I was away during the holidays instead of having a fun one with my friends, drinking, and partying. I spent the holiday trapped. My father enrolled me in a fuck ass business school to spend the holiday. It was always like that during any holiday he was home, the last one he made me intern in his company and I have never hated my life more. “Look it is your girlfriend,” Eliott said “Call her my girlfriend one more time and I will rip your tongue out” I joked

Everyone was talking about the New Year holiday in groups. When I went in alone, someone said hello to me and asked me how I was doing over the holiday. I had gone through an unprecendented New Year holiday. I recalled it for a moment and put on a smile as I replied, "I enjoyed it." My colleague seemed to sense something fishy. And her eyes lit up. Then she asked me, "Ouch, you are smiling so brightly. Did you enjoy the New Year holiday with Vice President Hyde?" "What? Did you meet Vice President Hyde's parents?"

They’re both so excited, it’s their first-time seeing Leland. “Mom, dad, I can’t believe you’re here!” I say running up to hug them. “Well, it wouldn’t be a good Christmas Eve if we weren’t together.” She says and hugs me. “Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Videos flood the screen—kids scribbling wishes onto scraps of paper, crumpling them into socks, draping them over mantles. Couples in matching sweaters twirl under strings of lights. Friends dance in the snow, mugs of hot chocolate in hand, laughing at each other’s clumsy steps. Shopkeepers show off rows of wrapped gifts, their smiles bright and perfect. Even strangers on the street wave at each other, the glow of holiday lights reflecting off their scarves and mittens. I swipe, swipe, swipe. Every clip is the same—cheerful, glittering, happy. I toss the phone aside and stare at the ceiling.

The drive through the town managed to bring back my happy mood as I excitedly marveled at all the holiday decorations. "Remind me to get sunglasses if I don't want to get blinded by all the holiday lights here," He grumbled. "Sure, I'd put that in my notes app next to the note about you getting a personality transplant," I said sweetly. "Add another note for me to get a six pack of beer. Cause I'm going to have to stay drunk for the next fifteen days to survive this." I nodded in agreement, "perfect, cause I'll need you to be passed out in the pool house to be able to get through the next few days. Your obvious alcohol problem would make the perfect explanation for our eventual divorce."

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

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I spoke the last four words of my sentence as though in a declaration with joy going boundless. "Is it?" He tips his head down a little to look down at me in delight and I nod to him with my eyes wide in huge twinkles. "I am so happy to hear that. Congratulations!" He pulls my cheek. And I continue to talk animated. "You know what, as an icing on the cake I'm given a holiday too to celebrate the occasion." He raises his eyebrow going incongruous and I giggle. "We are given a holiday to mourn the loss of the fucker."