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“I searched for you everywhere, Marissa. I hired the best investigators. I realized too late that I needed you in my life. And now that you are here, I cannot let you go.” His voice was weak. His eyes were desperate. And the desperation only made me feel more satisfied than I had in years. I could walk away and let Tristan’s perfect world fall apart. Or I could stay. Crush the empire my sweat was built on, watch Tristan wallow in pain as his world crumbles. I could become the queen of the game he started ten years ago. ********** Marissa, a plus sized lady, was once the talented designer whose creativity turned her husband’s company into a success. Tristan hid her because he was ashamed of her size, stole her work, and even named her designs after his lover. That same night, she lost her pregnancy. Now, ten years later, the empire he built was sinking. But Marissa? She returned stronger, more beautiful, and fearless. When the man who broke her begins to beg, will Marissa forgive him or turn the game to her playground where Tristan will face the worst kind of pain than she ever did?

Karina merupakan mahasiswa jurusan desain semester lima. Dirinya juga merupakan desainer pemula. Perjuangannya untuk meniti karir mendapat berbagai hambatan dan halangan. Namun itu semua tidak menyurutkan semangatnya. Memiliki paras cantik merupakah kelebihannya. Banyak pria jatuh cinta kepadanya. Sayangnya, ia selalu mendapat gangguan dari mantan pacarnya yang bernama Langit. Tak sampai disitu, ia juga harus kerja menjadi baby sitter untuk membayar pengobatan ibunya dan biaya kuliahnya. Dirinya pun mendapat banyak cobaan dalam pekerjaannya. Mampukah Karina melewati itu semua?

“So, you just use me for your safety and leave when you want?” His voice was dangerously low, making everyone shiver. Everyone but Lucia. She looked him square in the eyes, no hint of fear in her clear hazel gaze. “Mr. Sinclair, from the bottom of my heart, I’m truly grateful for your help and for being there for me—but I have nothing to offer you.” Adrian chuckled to himself, hands in his pockets. Lucia was back. The fire in her eyes said it all.... Lucia Gregory has never known an easy life. As an orphan shuffled between foster homes, she learned early on that the only person she could truly rely on was herself. Now in her final year of college, she juggles her demanding studies with long, exhausting shifts at a high-end bar tucked away in the city’s elite district. The job pays the bills, but it also serves as a front-row seat to the world of the wealthy—a world she has no desire to be a part of. Adrian Sinclair. Young, devastatingly handsome, and impossibly rich, he is the heir to Sinclair Enterprises, a global conglomerate built on power and prestige. But despite having everything at his fingertips, Adrian's life is anything but simple. Lacking basic family warmth as a child,he was taught that everything he wanted could be bought with money but when he comes in contact with Lucia,she changes the whole narrative. He feels sudden attraction to her and tries everything to get her,mere fascinating blossoming to something deeper. Will this encounter lead to a simple love story? Will they be able to stand strong when Lucia's past comes knocking and it is discovered that Adrian's family has a hand in it?

Karena sebuah tamparan kehidupan Kirana berubah jadi penuh derita. Kirana menampar Mahesa di depan umum karena Mahesa telah mempermainkan perasaan sahabatnya, tentu saja Mahesa seorang yang sombong dan arogan tidak terima diperlakukan seperti itu. Mahesa yang kesal dan merasa malu, menyusun rencana untuk membalas Kirana dengan menjebaknya di gudang kampus lalu, dia dan dua temannya melecehkan Kirana tanpa belas kasihan. Perbuatan Mahesa telah membuat Kirana hancur,  apalagi dia tidak mendapat keadilan karena Kirana hanyalah wanita miskin yang tidak memiliki uang ataupun kekuasaan. Sedangkan mereka memiliki segalanya, uang dan kekuasaan, sehingga Mahesa dan dua temannya bisa bebas tanpa mendapat hukuman apa pun.   Awalnya Kirana terpuruk dan putus asa, namun akhirnya dia memilih untuk bangkit dan bersumpah akan membalas dendam pada Mahesa dan orang-orang yang telah membuatnya menderita. Setelah dua belas tahun, Kirana yang baru telah kembali, kini dia bukan wanita miskin, dia telah memiliki kekuasaan dan uang  yang melimpah, pembalasan akan segera dimulai.

Lima tahun pernikahan bukanlah waktu yang singkat bagi Kiara menunggu sebuah keajaiban yang tak kunjung datang. Seorang anak. Aris, suaminya yang seorang dokter, hanya berkata singkat, "sabar, Ra. Mungkin belum waktunya." Namun kata itu tak lagi menenangkan. Yang lebih menyesakkan, Aris bukanlah Pria tanpa anak. Dari pernikahan pertamanya dengan Lestari, ia memiliki Putri berusia sepuluh tahun, Dinda. Sementara di rumah lain, Arhan dan Dewi tampak pasangan yang sempurna. Tapi di baliknya, hanya ada kehampaan. suara yang paling sering terdengar di rumah mereka hanyalah notifikasi ponsel, bukan percakapan ataupun tawa. Akankah dua pasangan ini menemukan jalannya menuju bahagia? Atau tenggelam dalam kekosongan yang mereka coba sembunyikan?

Kehidupan rumah tangganya yang jauh dari kata bahagia, membuat Elena terjerat dalam cinta yang diberikan Aldo—pria muda yang sudah dianggap teman oleh putranya. Sempat terbuai dengan perhatian pria itu dan jatuh dalam hubungan terlarang, tetapi kemudian semuanya berubah menjadi prahara ketika dunia, termasuk putranya, mengetahui perselingkuhannya. Segala nasihat, cibiran, bahkan hinaan harus diterima Elena, terlebih setelah semua orang tahu bahwa pria selingkuhannya berusia jauh di bawahnya. Namun di balik itu semua, ada satu rahasia yang menjadi kartu As Damar—sang suami—yang selalu dijadikan ancaman untuk Elena. Keputusan apa yang harus diambil Elena? Akankah dia tetap melanjutkan pernikahan yang menyesakkan demi kebahagiaan putranya, ataukah menerima tawaran Aldo yang mengajaknya untuk memulai hidup baru?

Elizabeth Adams has never made room for love. At twenty-nine, she believes success comes first and feelings only complicate the future she’s worked so hard to build. But in Paris—after a failed blind date and a moment of unexpected vulnerability—Elizabeth meets a woman who makes her forget every rule she’s ever lived by. Their connection is instant, electric, and deeply intimate. One night. Two women. A memory that refuses to fade. When a small lie shatters the illusion, Elizabeth leaves Paris convinced it was a beautiful mistake she’ll never repeat. Back in South Africa, she tries to move on—until the woman she left behind shows up, carrying the same longing Elizabeth can no longer deny. As their bond deepens, a devastating truth is revealed: the woman Elizabeth loves is her mother’s long-lost first love. Caught between desire and loyalty, Elizabeth must decide whether love is worth breaking her own heart—or her mother’s.  

Anastasia never expected much from her blind date—let alone that on that fateful day she would marry a complete stranger. As she embarked on her new life with her husband, Christopher, she envisioned a modest, respectful, and ordinary existence. However, Christopher soon revealed an unexpectedly devoted nature. No matter where Anastasia went, he was always there, showering her with unwavering affection and support in ways she had never anticipated. What astonished her even more was his uncanny knack for solving every problem she faced, whether a minor mishap at work or a significant personal crisis. Each time Anastasia encountered difficulty, Christopher would mysteriously step in, and the issue would be resolved almost as if by magic. When she probed him about his extraordinary interventions, he would simply smile enigmatically and attribute it all to luck. Yet, as days turned into months, this so-called luck began to raise questions. During one seemingly ordinary evening, while watching a televised interview, Anastasia’s world shifted dramatically. The program featured a celebrated New York billionaire renowned for his extravagant indulgence of his wife—lavish vacations, opulent gifts, and grand gestures that spoke of immense wealth and power. What left Anastasia utterly speechless was the uncanny resemblance between the billionaire and her very own Christopher.

Alisa, seorang gadis miskin yang terpaksa bekerja paruh waktu sebagai pemandu karaoke di sebuah klub malam, demi untuk bisa bersekolah dan menyambung hidupnya. Pertemuan tidak sengaja dengan seorang pengusaha sukses yang tampan, mapan namun sangat dingin, Tuan Malik, di klub tempat ia bekerja justru menjadikannya berakhir tinggal bersama sebagai anak asuhnya. Didalam satu atap, banyak hal yang terjadi disana. Selain masalah, benih-benih cinta pun mulai bersemi diantara keduanya. Apa yang akan terjadi antara mereka? Simak terus kelanjutannya!

After being betrayed and cast aside by her billionaire husband, Lucas, Layla Patel vows to take revenge. But as she orchestrates her plan, she's forced to confront the past and the man who broke her heart. Will she succeed in her quest for revenge, or will the flames of their old passion reignite, tempting her to give him a second chance?