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Kehidupan Raya Maulida tidaklah mulus. Ketika tengah hamil besar, wanita itu harus dihadapkan dengan badai besar pada pernikahannya. Sang suami—Raihan Mahardika kedapatan berselingkuh dengan wanita paruh baya. Di tengah rasa sakit, ia pun harus dirundung nestapa atas kematian bayi yang dilahirkannya sendirian. Mertua pun turut menyalahkan Raya atas kematian bayinya. Setelah kepergian anaknya, kehidupan Raya semakin menderita. Ia terus dipaksa sang mertua untuk memeras ASInya setiap hari, tanpa tahu bahwa ASI itu diberikan untuk seorang bayi presdir tampan dengan mengatasnamakan adik iparnya.

A night of being drunk had gotten her entangled with the most desired bachelor. The handsome sexy Chris Evans. Ivy had only planned to have fun but After that night, she had become his. Chris Evans had come knocking on her door, claiming she belongs to him. She couldn't believe she had been drawn into the world of the elite in the country. Chris was born with a silver spoon but at 27, he had upgraded to a shiny golden spoon. He was a big name in the world of the rich. The world of the highest and richest. On that list, he was number one. No one comes close to him. Chris had lost his control for the first time in his life and that was because of a drunk girl in a red gown. That had never happened which means, she belonged to him and no one else. He had to have her at all costs and that meant, taking her... What would happen when she jumps into a relationship faster than she had planned and the attraction keeps getting stronger? How would they control the urge?

🔞 Three single guys. One hopeless romantic. A fake dating experiment that’s about to explode into a real heat. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Layla's dating life has been such a disaster. At 28, she has had 120 failed dates, been left at the altar once, and her latest guy literally escaped out a bathroom window on their first date. 😩 Desperate for a real relationship before 30, she turns to her three gorgeous neighbors—the charming ex-rugby player Zack, grumpy analyst Josh, and her gentle ex-teacher Luke—who host the hit podcast Three Single Guys. Their wild idea was to Fake date her on air to teach her flirting, kissing, sexting, and everything in between. One "lesson" per guy. Strictly practice. For the ratings. But as the fake dates turn steamy, jealousy flares, and old heartbreaks resurface... Layla realizes she's not practicing anymore. She is falling for all three men. Why choose one when you can have them all? ❤️‍🔥 Come turn the pages if you are looking for a steamy hot reverse harem story that would keep you busy this holiday season. Reverse harem romance | Friends to lovers | Fake dating | Spicy lessons | HEA guaranteed

Rejected and humiliated, Becca was cast aside by Alpha Desmond, the mate who was supposed to cherish her. Determined to prove her worth, she became a healer, using her skills to earn a place in the pack that shunned her. But when she is falsely accused of a crime and sentenced to death, her fate seems sealed. Until Alpha Eugene—Desmond’s long-lost brother and the rightful ruler—stops the execution with a shocking claim: Becca is his mate. Now caught between the Alpha who despises her and the one who swears to protect her, Becca must fight for her own destiny. Will she finally earn her place, or has fate already decided her path?

Sophia Mitchell thought she had it all—a thriving career in interior design, a picture-perfect marriage to Nathan Carter, and a younger sister she adored. But her world shatters when she walks in on Nathan passionately entangled with none other than Chloe—her own sister. Heartbroken and betrayed, Sophia refuses to be a victim. She divorces Nathan, determined to rebuild her life, but revenge fuels her every step. A passionate one-night stand with a mysterious stranger, Alex, seems like the perfect way to forget her pain—until she learns he is Nathan’s estranged half-brother. With Alex harboring his own vendetta against Nathan, the two join forces to take him down. But as secrets unravel, Sophia finds herself caught between revenge, redemption, and an unexpected love she never saw coming. The best part? She just became Nathan’s new boss. Will she destroy him completely or find herself trapped in a web of her own making?

Aria once believed in forever—until her husband Zane Callahan shattered her world with a divorce that felt like a death sentence. Broken, betrayed, and bleeding from the loss of their unborn child, she disappeared into the shadows and rebuilt herself as a one-week wife-for-hire. No strings. No scars. No emotions. Until Kane Callahan walked in. He needed a bride to inherit his dying father's empire. She needed one more contract before vanishing again. But one thing neither expected? The tangled past that bound them—because Kane is Zane’s estranged brother. Aria swore she would never love again. Kane swore he would never forgive. But secrets don’t stay buried. And neither do hearts that never truly stopped beating. By Monday, the contract ends. By Monday, someone will break! By Monday, a love built on lies might just be the only truth worth saving.

Romane Romano III is a spoiled brat son of a billionaire. What he wants, what he gets. Pero paano kung sa lahat ng gusto niya ay meron siyang kahati ? Ano ang gagawin ni Romane para mawala ang kanyang kahati? Meet Gianna Rae Roberto the big tomboy of the city na palaging kaagaw ni Romane sa maraming bagay pati na sa babaeng nagugustuhan niya. Paano kaya matatakasan ni Gianna ang galit ng isang Romane? Saan hahantong ang kanilang pag-aaway at agawan? Paano kung ang kanilang agawan ay mauwi sa pag - iibigan?

Trauma masa lalu membuat Kirani Aina Apsarini memiliki ketakutan dengan orang yang berbicara keras atau membentak. Hanya saja, Kiran justru harus memiliki atasan seperti Lintang Amir Wijananto yang berwatak keras! Kiran berusaha menghindar, tapi mengapa Naumira--bocah kecil yang kerap memanggil Amir papi--tampak ingin dekat dengannya?!

He left her in ruins. Now he’s back… and he’s not alone. Five years ago, Nova Quinn vanished in the middle of the night, carrying a secret that could destroy everything. She buried her past, changed her name, and built a quiet life far from the chaos she once knew. But when Cruz Maddox, the tattooed, possessive mafia biker who shattered her heart, walks into her diner with blood on his hands and danger at his back, Nova’s carefully guarded world begins to unravel. He says someone is hunting her. He swears he’s the only one who can protect her. And he’s not leaving without answers. But the closer Cruz gets to the truth—the secret Nova’s been hiding since the night she ran—the more explosive their chemistry becomes. Old wounds bleed into new betrayals, trust is tested, and desire burns hotter than ever. Because Nova isn’t the only one with something to lose… and Cruz isn’t the only one watching her. She ran to protect her secret. But some sins won’t stay buried. Especially when they have Cruz Maddox’s eyes.

He snaked his arm around my waist and pressed my body against his. I stiffened in his hold, frozen with fear, anger, and a strange desire pulsing through my veins. “I’m Dante Romero, sweetheart.” His voice was low with a dangerously seductive edge, and I flushed with heat. “There are a lot of things I would dare that are beyond your imagination.” Dante tilted his head, placing his sinfully enticing lips above my ear. “I’m giving you a choice, Olivia: move in with me or get ready to never see your boys again.” ~~ Five years after a blurry one-night stand that led to a major sex scandal, Olivia Miller returns to Los Angeles with her triplet sons to start a new, peaceful life. That was until Dante Romero, the ruthless, cold-hearted CEO, barged into her life, outraged at her for hiding his children. Much to her dismay, he gives her two options: fight him for custody of their sons or move in with him. Helpless and afraid to lose her sons, Olivia decides to move in but vows to avoid him at all costs. But how could she when Dante, who claims she was paid to set him up and despise her, remains at her side, luring her in like a terrible dark temptation? What really happened five years ago on that dark, passionate night, and how is it tied to the death threats she’s receiving? ~Book one of The Billionaires' Lovers Series~