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" He smiled and she sneered back. "You are just a pervert like your brother to me, sorry if it sounds offensive." She grinned, making her nipple come out magnificently. "Do you like the Sam and Cat show because they are going live soon?" Jack asked and she jumped up in excitement. "Oh, yes, I would love to watch that. It's so boring and quiet here." She sat on the bare floor close to the tv when he put the tv on. "Hey did you watch the episode when a cat poured a lot of porn corn inside Sam and she mistook it for her travel luggage?" Jack asked, chuckling. "Yes, even though I watched it after the show ended because of work but that was so hilarious." She chuckled.

Ava's POV I crouched down, picking up the same card that greeted me every day on the terrace. Today's cringe-worthy quote read: "Have enough courage to trust love one more time." I laughed out loud, shaking my head. "God, you're getting sappier every day," I said, dialing the ingenious person behind this. Coming down the stairs. "Well, I wouldn't have to if you gave me a chance," Abhi answered, his voice carrying that familiar mix of teasing and sincerity. "It's been years, Ava. Even my stash of quotes is running dry."

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

Lily asks them and everyone shrugs. “I guess so. His whole speech has pretty much been quotes from movies. 'He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did'.” Adam's words make the men at the table laugh and even Kimmy thinks that it is funny. She can not help but laugh with them. She knows that he is quoting Iron Man from The Avengers when he says “that man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did.” “Nice,” Alex tells Adam, who smirks at him. But Bella shushes the table to quiet them down and makes them listen to the alpha once more.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.