Funny Quotes Tv Shows Novels & Stories

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you

Was he really a teenager? They were both ravenously famished when they got in, since they hadn't had anything substantial since that morning. They sat and digested afterwards while they watched the 'Drake and Josh' repeat episodes Tony had recorded from Nickelodeon. They both agreed that it was certainly a genius comedy, but not the ingenious comedy. That title, in Dillon's expert opinion, was for 'Seinfeld' of all shows. 'Yuck.' While Dillon took a swig of his energy drink, Tony rolled his eyes. He bitched at him for his diet and yet, the diabetic had energy drinks? Tony snorted.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

“Maybe something funny. I need to laugh.” Tariq nodded. He flipped through the channels until he found a comedy film. As the movie started, we both settled into the rhythm of eating and watching. Tariq kept sneaking glances at me, teasing me lightly every now and then. “So, do you always laugh that much at terrible jokes, or is it just when I am around?” Tariq asked, his tone playful as the actors on screen delivered another corny punchline. I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the smile that spread across my face. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

“Let’s get back to having fun, yeah? Drink up.” “Alright, let up, Lance!” “Mate, you’re scarin’ the lasses!” Ava wasn’t sure what had changed for these idiots, but apparently the show wasn’t funny anymore. Voices around the room began to speak up in defense of the sobbing girl on the ground.

But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

Across the room, Kael had somehow managed to find an old black-and-white comedy. I watched Curly, Larry, and Moe chase each other across the television before one of them promptly smacked another over the head. I blinked my eyes. “What… exactly are we watching?” Kael looked at me like I’d just committed a crime. “A classic.” Ryker snorted into his coffee. “A relic.” “It has character.” Kael defended. “It has dust,” Ryker corrected. Kael ignored him completely as another loud crash came from the television. “You youngsters don’t appreciate quality entertainment.”