Funny Random Sayings Novels & Stories

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

It would only make him upset-she said. "Y'know," Mac grumbles, "They say it's a sign of stupidity if you can't remember your dreams-" "Mackenna!" Kiana slaps the back of his head hard, "Did you just tell my godson that he's stupid!" "Did you just slap me! Your injured, exhausted mate?" He hollers back. I grab my feet and pull my knees towards my chest. Mac and Kiana always say funny things to one another like this. "You could have made my nose bleed again! Woman-have you no sense of "

"Call the others.. It's better with them being chaotic.. " She said... "Excuse me? Are you saying that we are no fun? "

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

Becky spat out in anger. Well, It was just a rapid reflection action, the moment she said those words, she burst out laughing too. So much that she could barely even think about it. You are too funny, oh yes, you are, and there is nothing she can do about it, nothing at all. she thought as she burst out in a ripple of laughter as she discovered that she could barely do anything about it.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

I suggested and she smirked "I am also busy, come back TOMORROW, what part of that sentence do you not understand huh? You're bothering me, please go" Holy moly, why am I always unlucky? Why do I always meet the wrong people, the mean and bad minded ones? I tell you, this makes life really frustrating "Why are you this mean?" I asked frustratingly and she bursted into a wild laughter “Mean? Did…did you just say mean?“ She said in hitches whilst still laughing

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?