Novel & Cerita Funny Random Sayings

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

I replied to him. We started a random chat and before I knew it, I was laughing out loud. Fred is so funny, I really enjoyed his company today. We stayed up while chatting and he said so many funny things that made me laugh.

She said with an authoritative tone coupled with a sheepish smile. "Wow to be candid, I wasn't expecting this." She said waving her hands in utter disproval. "Oh! Why? You know human beings are unpredictable. We do things that others can't even imagine us doing, so you should be expecting anything from anybody. Expect the unexpected from the unexpected people." She said laughing hysterically at her dry joke.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

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I start saying at a snail's pace but I get cut off by him. “Shut the fuck up." He orders in a low but demanding voice. “Yes, Daddy." I reply automatically. Shit! Fuck! Holy shit! Fucking hell! Oh my fucking goodness! I did not just fucking say that. Time stops, I run out of air, and the universe laughs at me for blindly falling into its embarrassing trap.

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I asked. “Two.” He grinned. “And the second was…?” “My mom.” Everyone laughed. “You’re a miser,” Laila said, frowning. “Why?” “The world is already too cruel and harsh—for you, for me, for everyone—not to say something kind to others. You never know if someone’s having a rough day, and your random compliment might be the thing that lifts their spirits. You should try it sometime.” Laila exclaimed frowning. “For cheering others up I crack jokes.” Lucas shrugged.

So I leaned my head on the window as I saw the trees pass by. Suddenly there was a tingly feeling in my nose and I sneezed. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did." He said. That did make me crack up. Literally. "You're officially the most craziest person in the universe." I said with an eye roll even if I was giggling. He didn't hide his charming smile. "I like that." He hummed. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.