Funny Random Sayings Mga Nobela at Kwento

“Can’t believe you even doubted me.” “Yeah, yeah.” I rolled my eyes playfully, tossing my phone aside. “Your turn. Random fact about yourself.” I sighed. “I don’t really have anything to say. I’m the most uninteresting person you could ever meet.” “I doubt that.” he said. “I think you’re one of the most interesting people I know. Well, not more interesting than me, of course.” “Cocky much." I scoffed, making him laugh. I bit my lip, thinking of what to say. “Okay, I have something. It’s not exactly a fact, more like a random memory I think of sometimes. It’s kind of funny.”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

“Or… Catfish.” A laugh slipped from me—real, unsteady, broken at the edges. “Yeah, that’s right. If you don’t wake up soon, I’ll start naming our baby after random animals. Catfish. Platypus. Hedgehog.” I laughed again, the sound bubbling up unexpectedly, sharp and almost hysterical in the sterile quiet. My chest shook with it, but then it broke off suddenly, and the silence that followed hit harder than before. My throat closed. My laughter died.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

I hit her back with the pillow " I am actually trying to not get us into deeper shit ! but of course it's a talk for humans not bunnies." " I'm not a bunny... You little rat." " Shut up... Freaking duck." " Stupid donkey." " Stupid sloth." " Of course, I'm talking like a stupid, how else could you understand me?" " Shut up and don't annoy me ahead, I am in no mood for that." " I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair, I don't want to let you leave in delusions." She said

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

A random act of violence. Fuck that.

I rolled my eyes at her. "Why are you always so negative?". Lilly asked. "Nah, I'm not, I'm just being truthful. Bad things always happens to those who are too expectant of good things. It's an old saying ". She said shrugged and I rolled my eyes at her. Since when did she start caring about boring idioms and proverbs? "There's no such saying as that you're just being so negative ". Lilly argued. "Guys stop arguing besides everything will be made clearer at our eighteenth birthday ". I said before it turned into a fight.