Novel & Cerita Funny Random Sayings

he said with a smirk "Uh, thanks? And same to you" OK I should stop pretending like a wuss and what's the matter with him my name is beautiful and even I am? Humm yesss maybe I'm. OK, oh who am I kidding? I very much like it when he said this but I should don't have said to him thankyou, seriously? Now he seriously thinks that I'm an idiot. "HA! HA! HA! you're funny, I like that"

I need to keep my positive energy flowing, I don't need any negative energy now. Despite trying not to say anything, I found myself saying, "Fuck you." Before I turned around to leave, I can't believe someone would play such a dumb joke on me, this is annoying and unfair, well, it was a good way to stretch my legs and walk off my anxiousness...It all happened for the best. Just as I was about to take a step, I heard someone say, "Wendy." And due to the familiarity of the voice, I quickly turned to look at the person,

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

I shouted at her. She just kept on laughing. "What's so funny ?." I said "....let me guess....you are with a comb in your left pocket." She said raising her left brow. "No....maybe....yea.." I startled. "You never change." She said as she started laughing. "What's so funny..." "....just remembering how you couldn't do the super kick your dad taught you.... Once he broke your comb you were so angry that you knocked down an oak tree, using the super kick....."

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”