Funny Random Sentences Novels & Stories

Buzz, hiss-hiss, flicker. Laughter, like a teenage girl’s giggle. Then music. It was just one of those things Just one of those crazy flings One of those bells that now and then rings Just one of those things. The door closed. The lock clicked. The lights went out. “She’s not your sweetheart,” gurgled a child-like voice. Randy never even had time to scream.

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

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I am totally bored. Dill: What? That sucks. Good thing you have me to occupy your time. Me: Ha Ha. I know right!? Still...I wonder whats taking him so long! I sighed and put down my phone. I wonder how long he's going to take. I still didn't eat breakfast. After a couple of seconds Dillion texted me back. Dill: Maybe he's jerking off somewhere... with a clown. After reading that text, I started bursting out into laughter. He always said the most stupid and random things that always made me laugh.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

09xxxxxxxxx All right, eat it! You haven't eaten before. You walked out! Haha xoxo. 'Do not reply. You may be driving now! You may be upset that you can no longer see the road because of the fats on your face! Haha. Joke. Bye. sent: 1:35 pm This idiot is crazy! There is still a real desire to leave the teasing. I act annoyed but I really laugh at the crazy words he texted!

“Jayden, what does being famous and sweeping have in common?” Jayden didn’t miss a beat. “Both require stamina.” Even Randy laughed at that one until he accidentally inhaled rice from laughing and almost choked. Sandy handed him water, shaking her head. “Be grateful, at least you’re not doing community service on the road, uniforms and everything.” Randy couldn't still get ayden's joke out of his mind so he kept laughing. People in the cafeteria that were ready to gossip saw the atmosphere and changed their mind. Everyone started minding their business.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."