Funny Random Sentences Novels & Stories

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

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Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

I said “And you also shut up! Haven't you heard of love at first sight? And technically, this isn't your first date with the handicapped prince!” “Be nice Ari! You don't make fun of people's predicament! “Alright, I'm sorry!” Ari said, half snickering as she held her ears the way the humans on a soap opera we watched some time ago did whenever they apologized. "Yes, to the questions I have for you! Ari, how do you randomly remember stuff?” I asked and as an image of her face looking like a baboon flashed before my eyes, I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Ari didn't know why I was laughing, but she laughed right along with me.

His baritone kept pouring words of love into my ear until I lost my grip on sanity, and my body answered his every direction in ways I never imagined I could still feel at my age. At some point — while he moved at a rhythm that had emptied my head of every remaining word — I heard myself laugh, small, between broken breaths. "Why are you laughing, hm?" he rasped, pausing, confused. "I just..." I pulled in air, fighting to find vocabulary. "I suddenly feel so lucky that I'm menopausal, Nik." He burst out laughing and dropped his forehead against mine. "That is the most random and the most you sentence I have ever heard in my life, Sei."

“That’s hilarious. At least you got food out of it! I can imagine the look on their faces.” “Right? They were probably wondering if we were some kind of forest creatures,” Adrian added with a wink. I felt a warmth spread through me. These moments felt precious. After everything we had been through, it was nice to feel normal, to laugh together and forget our worries for a while. “So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” Janet asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Something you would never tell anyone else.” I thought for a moment, the gears turning in my head. “Hmm, let me think.” A mischievous grin crossed my face. “There was that time I snuck out to a party when I was supposed

I suggested and she smirked "I am also busy, come back TOMORROW, what part of that sentence do you not understand huh? You're bothering me, please go" Holy moly, why am I always unlucky? Why do I always meet the wrong people, the mean and bad minded ones? I tell you, this makes life really frustrating "Why are you this mean?" I asked frustratingly and she bursted into a wild laughter “Mean? Did…did you just say mean?“ She said in hitches whilst still laughing