Funny Random Sentences Novels & Stories

"I had to; you're just too cute when you get all irritated." "Ha ha," I chuckle. "If I share a random statement that's guaranteed to make you laugh, will you promise to show me that beautiful smile of yours again?" I struggle not to smile right then and there. "It's worth a shot," I reply, clearing my throat, and playfully rolling my eyes. "If sperm creates babies and is found in testicles, then 'ball is life' takes on a whole new meaning." I burst into laughter. "Oh my God! You need all the holy water you can get!"

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

Chloe_awesome_scott Oh God, this topic really is irrelevant. I_pooped Oh gosh, I am hungry now. I exited the irrelevant and random conversation when at least one fifty messages popped up in my notifications from The_real_prince_charming. I clicked on the messages and my eyes widened when I saw that he had spammed me with the same message one fifty times. The_real_prince_charming MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE ... Chloe_awesome_scott

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

The authentic Monet he'd spent two million on, the box of limited-edition cigars he'd brought back from Cuba himself, the collection of rare vinyl he treasured more than anything. I picked up an ashtray and hurled it at them. The sound of shattering glass was sharp and clear, and it felt exhilarating. I used every heavy object I could find. With each crash, I felt the knot in my chest loosen a little. Breathing heavily, I surveyed the wreck I had made of the room. Just as I was about to leave, Rhys returned, carrying shopping bags filled with gifts. None of them were things I liked. They were obviously for Noa.

Loose Powder: 😎 Sensor saw: 😎👓😏 Wood Powder: So? Powder: C'mon. Sensor saw: just go to the bush, both of you, for children. Loose Powder: envy 😑😑 Wood Powder: cough. Loose Powder: 😗😗😗😗 Concrete seeds: already disperse. Not all fun. Sensor saw: so what am I? 😬😬😬😬 Powder: swimming in the river, which is yellow-yellow ☺☺☺

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