Funny Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

I said “And you also shut up! Haven't you heard of love at first sight? And technically, this isn't your first date with the handicapped prince!” “Be nice Ari! You don't make fun of people's predicament! “Alright, I'm sorry!” Ari said, half snickering as she held her ears the way the humans on a soap opera we watched some time ago did whenever they apologized. "Yes, to the questions I have for you! Ari, how do you randomly remember stuff?” I asked and as an image of her face looking like a baboon flashed before my eyes, I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Ari didn't know why I was laughing, but she laughed right along with me.

I pleaded. She grinned mischievously once again. "Oh Grealish, don't you see? I'm here to teach you a valuable lesson. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it throws you an unexpected curveball. You've spent far too much time worrying about the mundane. It's time to embrace the chaos and find laughter in the absurdity of it all!" What the fuck? She's crazy!

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

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Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

She really loves gossiping. The old one, scowled at Stanley, as her repeated uestion was hindering their interesting conversation,"Folle .. Non aprire la bocca a meno che non ti piacerebbe spingere l'assurdità. ( You fool.. Don't open your mouth unless you like to spew nonsense. )"

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

♛ Aurora: I opened my mouth to argue, then shut it when I realized he wasn’t entirely wrong, but then I hadn't even realized. I let out a breath and answered to his satisfaction, “Alright.” “Good,” he said, leaning back with a satisfied smile. “And lastly, you have to try and have fun.” I exhaled. “That one might be a challenge.” “Then I accept the challenge,” he said, grinning. “Now, tell me something very random about yourself.” He dived into a conversation so fast.