Novel & Cerita Funny Relatable Sayings

Lewis Woodley. He woke up furious. He was feeling what Elsie was used to feeling every morning she woke up all alone on a six by six bed, lonely, sad, angry and regretting. In Swahili they say: mkuki Kwa nguruwe mtamu Kwa na binadamu mchungu. Do unto others what you'd want them to do unto you. Whoever said that should have made a billboard out of it_ spearing a pig for sport is so fun until the same spear pierces the human, it's very painful. There is always no fun in getting others do what we do to them, especially when it’s mean.

aunt Cam said happily "Is it too late to run?" I asked making everyone around me laugh "Yeah I think it is, sunshine," dad said and smiled "Damn," I muttered and everyone started laughing again "Don't worry Vi it will be fun," Grandma said "Isn't that what Hitler said to his soldiers?" I asked making everyone else laugh even louder "Damn I like this girl," Gareth said "Thanks," I said smiling and then drop the smile just as fast when aunt Cam said, "Let's go,"

I l⁠et people look do​wn on me⁠ be‌cause I believed they w⁠ere ri​ght to d​o so. B⁠ut heari‌ng Michael dis‍miss me like a n‌uisan‍ce snapped something‍ in‍side.​ ⁠"A jok‍e⁠ i​s​ only fu‍n​ny if the person you're talking about is lau‍ghing," I said.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away