Funny Relatable Sayings Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

Jim recounts amusing anecdotes from work, and I share the humorous escapades of my day, creating a tapestry of shared joy. "Remember that time we got lost during our road trip?" Jim chuckles, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. "Oh, how could I forget?" I laugh, the memory resurfacing vividly. "We were convinced the GPS had a mind of its own." Our shared laughter becomes a celebration of the ordinary, a reminder that the beauty of our connection lies in the simplicity of these moments. The conversation seamlessly transitions to more profound subjects – our hopes for the future, the challenges we've overcome, and the unwavering support that defines our partnership.

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

"Well, that makes no sense at all. Why would you curse your friend who had the same idea? What happened to great mines think alike? You know, what was said was mine on both sides and the words blew up at the same time." "How are you still corporeal? It's great minds think alike, dumb ass. And you either say jinx because you are being a dick or you say great minds think alike if it's a funny occurrence. Gods... Sex with you must be fascinating." Jinx joked as he pulled into the rest stop and hopped out of the car.

she said in a sad voice. "But, I think both of you were just at the wrong time before. You know there is a saying 'a right person but at the wrong time.'" When I heard what Bel said, I just chuckled. Bel looked away from the sky and stared at me in astonishment. "What are you laughing at? Come on! It's true!" she snorted. I shook my head while smiling. "You're making me sad again, Bel," I jokingly said and chuckled again.

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

She answered. Rainie and I chuckled at her response. Typical Annie. Always has a response to every situation. “Be careful what you wish for. Wasn't it Violet that talked about how annoying her boss was few days ago and unceremoniously quit her job before she was called back? At least you have a boss you don't come back complaining about everytime.” Rainie said, giving her an Oprah Winfrey motivational speech. “Yeah. What's that they say about counting one's blessings?" Annie grinned.

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.