Funny Relatable Sayings Novels & Stories

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

"Does this mean I can expect turds landing on me every so often when I do or say something stupid?" I laugh again. "Oh, dragonbreath, you'll do or say something stupid every day. Between being green and turds landing on you, I've got you covered." Now it's Ashrac's laugh filling my head.

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

The things you say are much nicer than those quacks. "Those quacks?"

"Jerk." "Hey! I'll have you know that…" at my raised brow she snorted, which turned into giggles on their way to becoming a deep, full-belly cackle "…not my fault this shit happens to you when I am around. It's priceless. Share it with the world, Beau. Make it a better place, one laugh at a time."

Smith —correction, Mama Smith— says that leaving her talking alone is very rude of us, that she never taught us that, and a few more sermons that make me laugh a lot. ✧────── ༉───✦───༉ ─────✧ We'd been driving for half an hour, and I hadn't stopped smiling since we left the mansion. —Then stop laughing like an idiot —that just made me laugh more since he was irritated. My friend, when are we switching roles? —Just relax and think about how soon you're gonna fuck a girl at that damn party, eh. —Oh, wow, what great advice, my friend, never thought of that —I said sarcastically.