Funny Relationship Memes Novels & Stories

This fucking girl just shrugs it off before saying the oddest thing I think I ever heard about money, “there’s always ways to get and make money. It’s not a reason to stay in a relationship! Besides, you can’t take money or anything of monetary value past this lifetime, but love stays with the soul” I’m really analyzing what she’s just said as Meme pulls back into the driveway. I start the car while Rich and Courtney climb into the Subaru with Meme. Amory lays back on the seat and lets Stephany pick at her odd blue glitter nail polish, while she dozes off with me rubbing her thigh. I just enjoy the music playing and having her and the baby in the car with me, back in our own private bubble.

Seth began to laugh really hard and I seriously had to wonder if he had a problem or something from the way he was laughing crazily. "Don't you dare try to say anything stupid." Milania warned. "Milania, don't tell me you just said that." He laughed harder. "How can you call a one or two-month relationship fast when your relationships never last for a week after they commence within two days after meeting the person." He mocked. "Oh really." I bit back a chuckle and Milania glared at me angrily. "Shut up, you dork." She pointed her index finger to me.

and the grim atmosphere in the room was finally lightened. Mr. Hari Prakash Joshi, being an experienced man said, “Adhyayan, a relationship is not a bed of roses, rather it is a garden full of roses. You will have lots of happy moments like the fresh rose petals but at the same time, you will get a plethora of sour memories like thorns of a rose stem.”

he typed, adding a wink emoji before hitting send. Miles away, Rudra’s phone buzzed with a notification. He was in the middle of a meeting but couldn't resist checking the message from his son. As he opened the attachment, a warm smile spread across his face at the sight of Rajeev and Gnapika, their expressions full of joy and camaraderie.

The caption read, “When the drama in your life is so good, even the alpha king wants to watch.” I laughed in spite of myself. Not thinking anything of it, I sent the meme to Nick and went to bed.

I squinted at her, "Are you making fun of me, Julie?" She shook her head but couldn't control the laughter from spilling out of her lips. "I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help it. Can't you see the hilarious nature of your relationship? It's always from one problem to the other and this is almost like every soap opera I have watched. They always start on a love and hate theme before ending in the usual love."

I texted “Roman and Anna looked serious in their relationship.” After a minute, I got the reply. “Maybe. Leave about them. How's my lovely aunt?” “Everyone is fine... what do you think about love?” I finally texted. “Oh Stella! Love, relationships and commitments are waste of time. They tie our hands.” He sent the reply with laughing emoji.

“Yeah, like your old buddy, Jocelyn, who's true love is nextdoor and, as a matter of fact, goes for dates every single day in her dream world, a.k.a hashtag fiction!” Still crying, Amanda was like, “Ah-ha-ha-ha!” to “Mu-ha-ha-hah!” then, “Gosh, that is so funny. . . I mean, sorry I'm laughing!” “I'm really happy I have a psycho for a bestie,” said Joce, rolling her eyes which only seemed to have fuelled the former's laughter. “Get a grip, girl! I'm starving, by the way, mind a meal?” “Bills on you, then!”

“Come on, you just got heart broken, you've got to let them know you're not sulking go out, have fun, flirt even have some good sex with some randy that's the best way to get over that douchebag quicker you won't be thinking about him but about the wonderful sex you had” “Jesus Christ Mira, I'm not in the mood to get under a random stranger I just got out of a relationship” “Boohoo you're no fun, cone on babe pleassseee, pretty pleaseee” “What will I even wear I don't think I have club material in here” “Oh leave that to me I found some things when we were cleaning up” “Alright fine I will go out but I'm not getting my pussy fucked by some random dick” “Okay fine we will go with that”

“#BlackwellPowerCouple has over two million mentions already. You two look untouchable.” Elena could practically hear the grin in her friend’s voice. “Vanessa—” “No, seriously,” Vanessa interrupted. “You need to see these memes. There’s one with Adrian glaring at Damien while you’re in the background, and someone captioned it, ‘He fights business battles while she sips tea and plots world domination.’” Elena couldn’t help it — she laughed. “People on the internet have too much free time.” “True. But admit it,” Vanessa said smugly, “your husband made the entire city bow last night. Even I got goosebumps watching that video. No wonder half the female population is in mourning.”