Funny Relationship Sayings Novels & Stories

He grins, and I laugh. "She agrees? So now you want to more, she is running?" "Fuck knows, Lorenzo, it's like fucking tennis. We're hitting the ball back and forth. One of us lets it in, and then we both go back to batting the shit out of it." I stare at him. "Weird analogy." "It's a fact, the relationship is the ball." He laughs and points at Luciano. "How are you feeling about all that now?" I shrug. "Come on, little bro, you're the youngest and found out you have a kid. No warning, just there you go." He laughs more. I can see his mind is considering something.

She said jokingly “But I want you to know that communication is key to a smooth and sailing relationship,” she said. “I’m saying this because I’ve experienced it myself. You might see Aiden and I now and think everything is perfect and that we have a good relationship, but we also passed through rough and tough times. Mostly from misunderstandings and lack of communication.”

Lillian's POV One thing about lies and relationship was that once you let them mix... That's the end. You'd keep lying. "Do you think he bought that lie?" My eyes were glued to the road, while I spoke with Fedora on the phone. She was my only friend anyway. "He knows I'm wild and nasty. So yeah, he'd believe I put the hickey on you while you were sleeping, to annoy you. Smooth lie." She praised my lying skill. "I just feel so terrible. He's coming back today and I'm so out of it." I admitted, matching brake at the grocery shop.

He thinks it's okay, doesn't know how hard it is to be a pregnant woman. "You thin it's easy? Look, my body is swollen like a hippo." "Beautiful hippopotamus." "Where there is a beautiful hippopotamus, the hippopotamus likes to wallow in the mud." "You wallow in my love." "Ewww! Which is more change than the joke of Cak Lontong's nickels." "Because he does not connect. You are able to connect, the relationship between each other." I just pursed my lips. Who knows when this human is a little normal answer.

They are about to explode again OF: I can imagine him munching on his chocolate candies while snipping some fingers :) MC: What the hell is wrong with you MC: I'm sorry about her WG: Lmaoo MC: What the hell is wrong with YOU? MC: You never 'lmao' with me? MC: Am I not funny? WG: Precious, you know it's not like that MC: I only see one way to make up for my hurt feelings OF: And then you wonder why I am the way I am WG: I will tonight… MC: You better be SL: Couples *rolling eyes* PS: We could be one SL: What

, He said cutely, it doesn't even look him better, tsk "Could you stop being like that? You are so stupid", that's really how Dom is, he likes to make something because of following what's trending "Back to you never back to me period no erase cross my heart I will never die", he teased "HA-HA stupid", I even faked a laugh and made a face while saying that and even pretended like I'm not annoyed "HAHAHA stop that you both acted like your somewhat in a relationship", mom said in confusion but is actually laughing

he said. I smiled , “Fuck you bro. You know I never did any of that since I am in a relationship.” I said. He raised his eyebrow , “it was almost 2 years ago .” he said. I nodded my head. “Times flies so fast when you’re having fun.” I said. ** Myles

I walked back towards the mansion. “No problem,” and then after a pause he realized and said, “Wait, what do you mean by that? Why can’t I give relationship advice? I have a good relationship with Maya. It’s better than yours and Grays,” he pointed out. “We make the best couple that’s ever existed,” “Sure,” “There’s still sarcasm in your tone,” he shouted, “Hey, Asher?” With a smirk, I left him.

She asked seriously. "I told you yesterday at the storage room. Were you not paying attention to anything I told to you yesterday?" Jake said in disbelief. "I like you." "I don't do relationships." Gabby responded. "Me neither." Jake smirked. "Then that makes the two of us. Relationships are complex and stupid. They are for weak people who think they can't survive independently. Love is for crazy people. I just said I like you. I didn't ask you to be my girlfriend. I’m in no way in love with you."

“Punk!” The third guy in their drink circle chuckled. “Why can't you all choose to be single?” “Says the dude who has never had a good history with women? Right, Steven?” Mike laughed. Steven snorted a laugh. “Yep. Matthew has never been in any serious relationship.” Matthew, a familiar voice, said. “Dude, relationships are like pizza, alright? It looks pretty good until it gets cold and congealed.” “Dude's giving life lessons after 2 unsuccessful marriages and 4 breakups.” Mike laughed.