Funny Relationship Sayings Novels & Stories

Lillian's POV One thing about lies and relationship was that once you let them mix... That's the end. You'd keep lying. "Do you think he bought that lie?" My eyes were glued to the road, while I spoke with Fedora on the phone. She was my only friend anyway. "He knows I'm wild and nasty. So yeah, he'd believe I put the hickey on you while you were sleeping, to annoy you. Smooth lie." She praised my lying skill. "I just feel so terrible. He's coming back today and I'm so out of it." I admitted, matching brake at the grocery shop.

They are about to explode again OF: I can imagine him munching on his chocolate candies while snipping some fingers :) MC: What the hell is wrong with you MC: I'm sorry about her WG: Lmaoo MC: What the hell is wrong with YOU? MC: You never 'lmao' with me? MC: Am I not funny? WG: Precious, you know it's not like that MC: I only see one way to make up for my hurt feelings OF: And then you wonder why I am the way I am WG: I will tonight… MC: You better be SL: Couples *rolling eyes* PS: We could be one SL: What

, He said cutely, it doesn't even look him better, tsk "Could you stop being like that? You are so stupid", that's really how Dom is, he likes to make something because of following what's trending "Back to you never back to me period no erase cross my heart I will never die", he teased "HA-HA stupid", I even faked a laugh and made a face while saying that and even pretended like I'm not annoyed "HAHAHA stop that you both acted like your somewhat in a relationship", mom said in confusion but is actually laughing

he said. I smiled , “Fuck you bro. You know I never did any of that since I am in a relationship.” I said. He raised his eyebrow , “it was almost 2 years ago .” he said. I nodded my head. “Times flies so fast when you’re having fun.” I said. ** Myles

It was moments like these that highlighted the depth of our bond, the ability to find joy even in the midst of challenging circumstances. Our laughter resonated through the room, a proof to the deep connection we shared. In that moment, I was reminded of the power of friendship, of having someone who understood and accepted me unconditionally. Falon's playful remark served as a reminder that even amidst the trials and tribulations of life, we could find solace in the laughter and lightheartedness of our companionship. As our laughter gradually subsided, I couldn't help but playfully retort to Falon's teasing remark. "Oh, so you're saying I've been staring at you this whole time?" I replied,

"I just thought we could celebrate." "Celebrate what?" I shrugged. "Just celebrate us. Our friendship, our working relationship, whatever you want to call it. I think we make a pretty good team." “I don't have time for these rubbish. I am happy all these nonsense will be over in two days. I am so sick of seeing your face everytime." He said, sounding serious.

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

Joe pretended he agreed with her. "What about you, anyone special?" Joe shook his head. "And I am not looking." Rebecca was amused. "Why not?" "Girls are full of shit, man." "Excuse me? Girl over here." She raised a hand and grinned. "No offence." Joe interjected. "But relationships just suck." "No they don't. You just haven't found the one for you yet." "That's what everyone in a relationship says until they find themselves on the ground in their bathroom floor crying their heart out."

I would rather fucking die than put in word for her or any other women– “God, you should see your face.” Then she burst out laughing so hard, she had to beg her tightened stomach to release. “It's okay, some of us don't want him, relax…” “I just said we are almost related.” Don't tell me I was obvious about how displeased I was about the relationship. “Almost. You said almost, plus, you needed to have seen your face just now. You aren't fooling me at all.” She burst out laughing again and damn, I think I kind of like her.

“Are you telling me you just fell into a relationship without actually discussing it?” I groaned, covering my face with my hands. “It all happened so fast, Judith!” She chuckled, shaking her head. “So, let me get this straight—you’re in a ‘not-a-relationship’ with a man who acts like your boyfriend but hasn’t actually asked you out?” “That sounds bad when you say it like that,” I muttered. “It’s not bad, babe. It’s just… funny.” She leaned in, clearly enjoying this way too much. “So, what are you gonna do about it?”