Funny Relationship Sayings Novels & Stories

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

Joe pretended he agreed with her. "What about you, anyone special?" Joe shook his head. "And I am not looking." Rebecca was amused. "Why not?" "Girls are full of shit, man." "Excuse me? Girl over here." She raised a hand and grinned. "No offence." Joe interjected. "But relationships just suck." "No they don't. You just haven't found the one for you yet." "That's what everyone in a relationship says until they find themselves on the ground in their bathroom floor crying their heart out."

I would rather fucking die than put in word for her or any other women– “God, you should see your face.” Then she burst out laughing so hard, she had to beg her tightened stomach to release. “It's okay, some of us don't want him, relax…” “I just said we are almost related.” Don't tell me I was obvious about how displeased I was about the relationship. “Almost. You said almost, plus, you needed to have seen your face just now. You aren't fooling me at all.” She burst out laughing again and damn, I think I kind of like her.

“Are you telling me you just fell into a relationship without actually discussing it?” I groaned, covering my face with my hands. “It all happened so fast, Judith!” She chuckled, shaking her head. “So, let me get this straight—you’re in a ‘not-a-relationship’ with a man who acts like your boyfriend but hasn’t actually asked you out?” “That sounds bad when you say it like that,” I muttered. “It’s not bad, babe. It’s just… funny.” She leaned in, clearly enjoying this way too much. “So, what are you gonna do about it?”

“Look who says it… you had only one boyfriend who lasted, what? six years!" "They were different times." I sighed, “The golden times. Believe me. “Now they break up with you without first having established a relationship.” “How did it go with Grandpa?” “A bird shit on me,” I shook my head, “a pigeon to be specific.” Mom burst out laughing, “They say that brings luck.” “I don't believe in luck.” “You didn't say the same thing that time I swept your feet.” I remembered my reprimands for that act. “I think that's exactly why I don't have a boyfriend.”

When they eventually came out of their rooms, Ram, who was well-known for his humorous banter and sharp wit, couldn't resist the chance to taunt them tenderly. "Ah, the lovebirds emerge from their nests at last!" said Ram, greeting them with a humorous smile on his lips and a sparkle in his eye. " Did the joy of marriage cause you to lose sight of time?" The others gathered around him laughed and gave him some friendly jabs in response to his remarks. "Oh, Ram, you know how it is when love takes over," mock-seriously fired back Rajeev, who had a little flush to his cheeks. Time is reduced to a whisper in the romantic melody." The gathering laughed and nodded in accord with what he said.

But! I was wrong and this time around, I wasn’t even scared to be wrong or to be proven wrong. You know what they say about people right, and relationships and love. Bullshit! My friend was right about the concept of love and she wasn’t wrong when she talked about men like they were actually dogs.

to be with you? Boys are gross," I chimed, making my voice as tiny as possible at the last part, in imitation of my younger self. And Kevin did the same as he said, "and girls have cooties." We stared at each other and we couldn't help it – we burst out laughing; that kind which left you feeling light inside. I thought back to Sam's words from the other night and I found myself saying, "maybe it's because we're pretty close. Or," I drawled, a twinge of mischief in my voice before adding, "because it's clear you can't live without me." "Nah, it can't be that. You know I've always been searching for a great mental home for you," he mused in mock seriousness. "You're crazy," I huffed, thr

“Huh, I guess your speeches do come often then” “Oh hush!” I said as I playfully tapped his arm. “Next time, I’ll tell you to just shut up and get on with it”. I grinned. “Well, that’s not very friend-like is it?” he grinned right back. “I didn’t say we were friends!” “Are we not?” “No, we’re… hmmm, acquaintances!”. I joked as we both chuckled. “No, I’ll make sure we’re friends again. You’re stuck with me now!”

“Is there a different definition of never that I don’t know?” “You are annoying.” “Everyone says that.” I stared down at him. “What about a serious relationship?” “Serious relationship?” “There can be a serious relationship without falling in love.” “No.” My eyebrows rose. “You’ve never had a relationship?” “No.” My heart filled with ridiculous relief. I was so happy, but I tried to hide it behind a teasing smile. “Adrian, you’re almost thirty.” His eyes narrowed. “Thank you for reminding me.” I laughed. “That’s not what I meant.”