Funny Relationship Sayings Novels & Stories

"You're overthinking. Our relationship is still just friends." Adrianna laughed.

Not by a long shot. Our relationship consisted of bickering and fucking and damn don’t I love it!

"But that's what I'm trying to say: you've far exceeded it! What we have now goes beyond the simple teacher/student relationship you had with them. You are my best friend, my boyfriend, my fiancé, and my lover. Our relationship is much more intimate and I don't mean just physically. What we have is so much better!" He smiled at me and for a second he surprised me. My lips turned into a smile and then, I was laughing. Not just a happy “I've finally seen your face when you smile!” But the kind of hysterical laugh of “I don't know why I think he's so funny but I can't stop laughing!” The smile on Travis's face gave way to worry and confusion. "Jane ... What's so funny?" But the look on his face

If only I could go back in time and plug my ears to stop myself from ever hearing those words. Lucas was also coughing up a storm. He should feel honoured if I even looked in his direction. "Why are you acting like that? As if you'd be so lucky to ever be in a relationship with me," I rolled my eyes at him. "I don't think you understand the meaning of lucky. I'm not surprised you don't," Lucas clapped back. "Haha, you're so funny. You should do stand-up. At least you have something you could do because cooking isn't it buddy,"

He said. “It’s not an easy thing ...” I replied. “No, it is not. Greg, relationships are like an adventure. Many times they are exciting and very challenging, but there are others that can be very dangerous. If you don’t take care, you can lose them.” He said. “Well, I suppose she could try,” I said. “That’s the spirit.” He said while leaving a sincere smile. “So can I call you father-in-law?” I asked. “Well, son, let’s not rush it.” Apparently, my comment had annoyed him a bit. I could see it in his forced smile.

He says "No it's ok. It's been a long time since someone was playful with me. My last relationship as you can tell didn't end well and the ones before that were just as bad. I only had one where we were this playful all the time. It's a nice memory I was just thinking. Ok i'm off to steal you amazing bathroom" I tell him "Ok. You know i'm always here if you ever want to talk" He tells me

he bellowed, frustration dripping from his words. "Fucking relationship?"

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

"The world is like a well connected bluetooth device. Someone has to turn off the connection before everything stops working again. So if he hasn't made a move to speak against the relationship then be rest assured that they are dating." "Thank you for all your help Mike. I mean if you haven't been with me this past few days then I'm pretty sure that I will be roaming the streets like a mentally unstable person that had just escaped from an asylum." I blurted out and he laughed hysterically at my statement.

“Listen up. Your marriage is a joke. All of your relationships are a joke. As a matter of fact, your entire life is a complete joke! “At first, I thought Anne was lucky to have married you, but now it seems like she is just as unfortunate as I am!”