Funny Sayings Easter Novels & Stories

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Oh, nothing, I just recalled a saying, 'Do not cast your pearls before swine.'" Edward was amused at Ziggy’s quip after quip. 'My son is so different today!' So, he nodded appreciatively and joined the fray. "That's a good saying." Hearing the banter between Edward and Ziggy, Rue almost wanted to vomit blood. Her hands, hidden under the table, suddenly tensed up into a ball, while her stiff smile remained. She knew Ziggy was referring to her when he said 'swine', and Edward echoed the sentiment! She knew all the non-swear words that they used were about her, but she could not react to those. She even had to pretend like she did not understand!

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Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

A childhood visual of the old witch from the library Hansel and Gretel book pops into my head and only increases the giggles I exude. “I hope not, I’m barely grown, and she might add me to tonight’s menu. I’m too big for an oven!” I point out between snorts of stupid laughter and Meadow caves and starts giggling too, lightening our whole mood. I guess the tension and the heavy weight of this journey has us strung out enough, that even a lame joke like this has enough power to break the strings and have us erupt. It’s needed, between us, this bonding over awful jokes.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

I raised an eyebrow, waiting for him to explain his joke, and started slurping down my much-needed coffee. “Cause Mom will be crying in all the food.” I coughed, nearly choking. “Evan! That’s not funny.” “Yeah, it is. You laughed.” He shrugged, looking satisfied, and slipped away dowstairs. Peter and Evan were seated at the table when I made it down a few minutes later, working steadily on huge plates of eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuits, and pancakes with syrup.

His laughter echoed through the room. Riley laughed softly, glancing at her mother. Elsa pouted playfully, but her eyes sparkled with happiness. “Your dad thinks those shows on TV are hilarious. He even believes he’s funnier than all of them.” “He is funny,” Riley replied with a smile, dropping the chopped vegetables into the bowl. Elsa’s eyes softened as she watched her daughter’s laughter. “You’re different these days, honey,” she murmured. “I love it. You seem happy… and that makes us happy too.”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Finally Dad could tell it was icky too. “Oh come on, we’re family. It’s all good. I’m happy to see my daughter so happy with you.” Granddaddy said to Dad. “Let’s say grace.” Dad began a quick Easter theme prayer, we held hands. The egg pulsed during the entire prayer. So naughty to feel horny during grace. My pussy was aching for more. “Amen!” Realizing I said it out too loud, all three of them were looking at me. Granddaddy had this devilish smile on his face, he said, “someone is hungry.” All of them laughed.