Novel & Cerita Funny Smart

“We are good boss, the other two traveled but they would be back soon” “That's okay” I sighed and relaxed my head on the car seat, since it had been a long journey “Mummy, who is Smart?” Moon asked and Smart smiled, “I'm your fan Moon, but I'm your mum's bodyguard” “Wow you're my fan?” “Hmmmm” Smart nodded, “Nice to meet you, I'm glad I've seen someone I can play basketball with in Canada” “Of course we can play it anyday anytime”

I've just recently found out that I was switched at birth. Anthony Jefferson, the person who was raised in my place, and I end up joining an academic game show together—but he encourages everyone to ostracize me. "Sorry, Noah, but everyone on our team has a postgraduate degree. I don't think you'll fit in with us," Anthony says. Immediately, all the other contestants refuse to form a team with me. In fact, scathing remarks about me flood the internet, making me go viral. "Why did a brainless pretty boy like Noah Jefferson join an academic game show? He's obviously going to drag his teammates down!" "I heard he just returned to the family after spending his entire life in the countryside

, I smiled. "Thanks a lot, bro. I really appreciate", Osmosis said. "This is one of the reason I didn't watch "Up"", the other guy said, cleaning up a tear. We all both laughed. Life can be so "funny". Minutes ago, I was scared to death about the same person I'm now laughing with. "I don't even know what you are talking about", Osmosis said to the other guy, laughing some more. He looked brand new, I was no longer seeing the monster I used to see.

Gugu said. I gave her a small smile and watched my friends teasing and playfully hitting one another. “The smartest of the group is silent. Avoiding the spotlight, hon?” Amanda drew their attentions to me. “I’m not smart,” I reasoned out. “Ouch!” Amara exaggeratedly clutched her chest and acted hurt. “If you’re not intelligent in that state then it means that we’re flocks of empty-headed birds.” She leaned on the bench torpid. “Ouch!” the other three reacted clasping their chests at the same time.

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

He burst into laughter. "E be things oo. You did not even check it. Oga oo. It must be good to be intelligent." I shook my head, laughter forming at the pit of my stomach. "If I sound you ehn, you'll just faint. See A straight A student calling me intelligent. In fact, yah mad."

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

"I think you're trying to get me upset just to drift away from the subject.'' Shit. Why did she have to be fucking smart? I groaned inwardly. I couldn't suppress the smile that crept up my face despite the shrug. "See?" she pointed to my face, giggling. "See?" I giggled also, touching my index finger to the tip of her perfectly sculptured nose. "Why do you've to be such a smart ass?" "Sure I'm smart. But I ain't an ass. You didn't have to put ass?" "I made a statement of about..." I did a count mentally. "eight words. And all you had to pick was ass "

Mrs John asked, with widened eyes. "Yes. She's pretty cool. And nice and very beautiful and super smart". I laughed at Mrs John's expression. "You need a smart girl. You're kinda dumb when it comes to school work" I laughed. "Ouch. Mrs John, that's so savage" "I'm glad to see you moving on". She said, tapping me slightly.

I said to him smirking “Why do you say that?” “Nothing, just for you to have that at the back of your mind” “They are not close to my friends” He boasted “I wish you luck then” I smiled, “You haven't told me who's the smartest yet” “Well that's an assignment, since you said my friends are nothing close to your friends, maybe you should try finding out who's the smartest, I'd like to see you try” “You sound like they would win against me and my friends in a war”