Funny Smart Novels & Stories

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

"I think you're trying to get me upset just to drift away from the subject.'' Shit. Why did she have to be fucking smart? I groaned inwardly. I couldn't suppress the smile that crept up my face despite the shrug. "See?" she pointed to my face, giggling. "See?" I giggled also, touching my index finger to the tip of her perfectly sculptured nose. "Why do you've to be such a smart ass?" "Sure I'm smart. But I ain't an ass. You didn't have to put ass?" "I made a statement of about..." I did a count mentally. "eight words. And all you had to pick was ass "

Mrs John asked, with widened eyes. "Yes. She's pretty cool. And nice and very beautiful and super smart". I laughed at Mrs John's expression. "You need a smart girl. You're kinda dumb when it comes to school work" I laughed. "Ouch. Mrs John, that's so savage" "I'm glad to see you moving on". She said, tapping me slightly.

I was stuck, listening to them laugh about only God knows what, while pretending like I was doing my homework. Jay didn't take him up to his room, so in the pretence of wanting to do my assignment in the sitting room, I was stuck watching them, while thinking of ways to get rid of that damned smile on Smart's face. “I'm thirsty,” Smart suddenly said, and I looked up. “Huh? What do you want to drink?” Smart bit his lips, trying to act cute when he was anything but that. He took his time to respond. “Do you have any orange juice?”

Not louder. Smarter.

I said to him smirking “Why do you say that?” “Nothing, just for you to have that at the back of your mind” “They are not close to my friends” He boasted “I wish you luck then” I smiled, “You haven't told me who's the smartest yet” “Well that's an assignment, since you said my friends are nothing close to your friends, maybe you should try finding out who's the smartest, I'd like to see you try” “You sound like they would win against me and my friends in a war”

Oh God, I feel so stupid. “You look so silly grinning like that,” Ahvi points out and I chuckle again. “I know,”

Her friends quickly replied, and hugged her slightly. "I like how you girls answer that really fast, but tell me the truth. Am I stupid?" "No, you are the smartest woman I know." Genevieve answered first. Followed by Nichole's answer. "You're the smartest amongst us." That made them all laugh.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

she asked her giving more pressure on ‘super’. "I will call her from my phone and talk to her so that you will be able to hear her voice without even talking to her, now tell me how was my idea" Raina asked her grinning like an idiot. "Yes, we can do this, why didn't this idea come to my mind earlier" Janhavi asked. “Intelligent ideas come to the mind of intelligent people only.” Raina said in fake proud voice to make to light up her mood. "Yaaaaaa………. I know how intelligent you are. Now stop your nonsense and call maa” Janhavi said to her and slapped her shoulder playfully.