Funny Smart Novels & Stories

Yu-Mi looks at Mr. Kang and smiles. "You have a such a dumb son no offense." She says with full sarcasm while pointing at Haneul. "He is not stupid, he has some brains. But I can see why you call him stupid, he is not smart enough to deal with you." Yu laughs loudly, shaking her body up and down. Haneul clenches his fist tightly watching her laughing like crazy. "I am not stupid nor slow, but you can keep calling me stupid or slow." He says trying to calm himself.

Huhuj, I was suddenly afraid of him. "Is this... for... Steven??" accurate ganern, you are correct there Hubby you are really smart! Hey, you're not always smart because you're stupid sometimes, Hubby, I feel sorry for you sometimes. Because I'm smart and you-- it just hurts me to call you stupid. It's like this, it really hurts---- 'Oh don't dance like you're crazy' can I get my brain out of my head!? Destroy the moment! It's okay, I want to dance even if I look possessed when I dance.

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

Those with lower intellect often don’t understand more than a few words and forget the conversations rather quickly. “I thought you were the smart brother, no?” Fenton asks without doing as much as glance over his shoulder to check my reaction to his question. “I wish,” I laugh. “Lazarus is the smart one. He got the brains, Lenox got the strength, and me - well, I guess I’m average. My mom says I’m special, though, so that’s good, right?” I add the last part for good measure. For some reason, my brain decided that dumbasses always imply how their parents say they’re special or smart. Fingers crossed this will work to my advantage.

"Please do punish me for my blunder!" Looking at her sorry state of mind, I couldn't really bring myself to reprimand her at all and could only deeply sigh at her yet-to-be-reformed-naïvety. "Alright alright, I get it. Now don't cry anymore and listen to me, hmm?" She raised her tearful face to look up at me and I said, "Little Liana, the thing about smart people is, they seem like crazy people to dumb people." Liana stared at me, dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then imprudently enough, nodded her little head in understanding.

"No. I think it's fantastic that you've been accepted to Columbia Law. I just want to know how someone as intelligent as you obviously are, is stupid enough to work for Infidelity." I clenched my teeth to halt my reply. Our gazes locked. Nox was only inches away—our noses nearly touched as he awaited my response.

“Go.” “Okay, brother.” Eagle sauntered toward them. Captain and Smart immediately dispersed while still gossiping about the kings. “Gosh, they are so shameless.” Captain narrowed his eyes at them. “I especially hate those eyes.” Smart sneered at First. “How can people do this and not think once that this is wrong? I–I can’t believe their audacity.” “By having approximately 0 brain cells and no sense of right or wrong.” They sat next to Black Bunny, the place that was near Eagle so that they could hear the whole conversation much more closely.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

He sounded really pissed. "They're not weird fluffy things, that's called plush toys!" I wanted to make my voice come out strong, but it still came out similar to a toddler's after crying, "And it's not a stupid glittery doll, it's a Barbie, you moron!" "I don't care. Unlike you, I haven't done a PhD on dolls. It's you who engages in nonsensical behaviour, and you know what? I actually thought you were smart. But intelligence seems to be the last thing present in your almost non-existent brain cells."