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, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

“What if I say the wrong thing or I don’t understand what is being talked about? I’m not educated or –” “Whoa,” he paused in his footsteps and looked down at her, “don’t do it. Don’t you sell yourself short. You might not have an Ivy League education, but you are as smart, if not smarter than half the people in this room. You’re insightful and passionate and the only people whose IQ’s you don’t match, you outshine them in personality and character.” He motioned to Koda, “he’s the second smartest man in this room and yet he has the social abilities of a rock.” “Second smartest?”

“Of course not! That’s not what I’m going to do. I’d rather have him carry on and find some other girl to pester and cheat on.” “And to think he says he’s smart,” Helen murmurs. I can’t help but giggle at that. She has a point; Nate has always said that he graduated from a top college with a high IQ, but his actions say otherwise. I concluded a while ago that the stupidest people were always the smart ones. Nate is a testament to that.

Many people admired his deeds. After peeling the fruit, Kevin held Little Karen in his arms and kissed her rosy pink cheeks. "Hey, Mommy loves you the most. Why would she bite you?" "Don't call Little Karen silly. She is the smartest baby." Maybe it was because Karen had just recently lost her child, she doted on Little Karen even more. No one was allowed to use any negative words on their daughter. "Well, it's my fault!" Kevin grinned and said, "Our Little Karen is definitely the smartest child in the world, and I am the stupidest person."

"Okay, I have another one." "Why is a fish so smart?" Her face was red from laughing so much. "Why?" I asked anticipating a hilarious reply. "Because it lives in school." We both burst into a fit of laughter. I can't remember when last I laughed this hard, our laughter died down and we burst into another fit again. "You both are freaks." We heard someone say and we laughed even harder, Melody even hit her head on the bus window but that didn't kill our joy. "I'm so glad I met you," I said as our laughter died down.

I turned to him and laughed fakely as I rested my elbow on the table and rested my head on my hand. " Hello Mr. Burkley! H-how are you? H-how have you been? You look great, no fantastic. How long have you been standing there exactly? " I said as the pitch of my voice started to go higher. " I'm not dumb Brielle " I through my hands in the air. " I never said you were. Did I tell you how smart you are? I'm pretty sure you're smarter than a fifth grader. You know some people aren't that smart- "

It seemed that the man was getting smarter at assessing the situation. She chuckled softly. "Even Lucy is smarter than this stupid thing."

Son is so smart. ‘Agreed’

The front doors swooshed open and were slammed shut, followed by loud thuds which were supposed to be footsteps, coming closer towards the dining room. "There's the missing child." Smartass began and spoke like a, well, smart ass. How is my intuition always right? What am I saying? I'm smart as fuck. That's why. Stop lying to yourself babes. You like to think you're smart. You're street smart. But you're a complete dumbass. Don't get it twisted. I hate my mind.