Funny Smart Novels & Stories

"Please do punish me for my blunder!" Looking at her sorry state of mind, I couldn't really bring myself to reprimand her at all and could only deeply sigh at her yet-to-be-reformed-naïvety. "Alright alright, I get it. Now don't cry anymore and listen to me, hmm?" She raised her tearful face to look up at me and I said, "Little Liana, the thing about smart people is, they seem like crazy people to dumb people." Liana stared at me, dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then imprudently enough, nodded her little head in understanding.

"No. I think it's fantastic that you've been accepted to Columbia Law. I just want to know how someone as intelligent as you obviously are, is stupid enough to work for Infidelity." I clenched my teeth to halt my reply. Our gazes locked. Nox was only inches away—our noses nearly touched as he awaited my response.

“Go.” “Okay, brother.” Eagle sauntered toward them. Captain and Smart immediately dispersed while still gossiping about the kings. “Gosh, they are so shameless.” Captain narrowed his eyes at them. “I especially hate those eyes.” Smart sneered at First. “How can people do this and not think once that this is wrong? I–I can’t believe their audacity.” “By having approximately 0 brain cells and no sense of right or wrong.” They sat next to Black Bunny, the place that was near Eagle so that they could hear the whole conversation much more closely.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

He sounded really pissed. "They're not weird fluffy things, that's called plush toys!" I wanted to make my voice come out strong, but it still came out similar to a toddler's after crying, "And it's not a stupid glittery doll, it's a Barbie, you moron!" "I don't care. Unlike you, I haven't done a PhD on dolls. It's you who engages in nonsensical behaviour, and you know what? I actually thought you were smart. But intelligence seems to be the last thing present in your almost non-existent brain cells."

The curved section of the wall was nowhere near deep enough to offer her enough room to hide. Heh. He could not help but chuckle at such a humorous scene. The bodyguard was about to say something when he suddenly heard Odell’s chuckle. He asked with intrigue, “Master Carter, what are you laughing at?" “Nothing, I just thought of a joke." This only confused the bodyguard further. Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.”

I reply with the best answer I can come up with. "Okay. It's not really odd. Many of us like to do a lot of things. And it keeps changing with time." Shruti agrees Mine doesn't. "You both talk so weird." Interrupts Harsh, who I guess is done killing his enemies on the battlefield confined to his expensive phone screen. "We don't talk about you, boy." Shruti winks at me. Who said that she isn't smart? I already like her. Harsh stares at her for a few seconds, not getting what she means. But later his mouth forms an 'O' as if realisation finally dawned upon him.