Funny Smart Novels & Stories

The front doors swooshed open and were slammed shut, followed by loud thuds which were supposed to be footsteps, coming closer towards the dining room. "There's the missing child." Smartass began and spoke like a, well, smart ass. How is my intuition always right? What am I saying? I'm smart as fuck. That's why. Stop lying to yourself babes. You like to think you're smart. You're street smart. But you're a complete dumbass. Don't get it twisted. I hate my mind.

“Pѕѕhhhtt, lіkе I’m аnуоnе’ѕ monkey. You’ve barely gоt a brain сеll to rub tоgеthеr іf wе’rе talking аbоut actual іntеllіgеnсе then I think you’re wау оut of your lеаguе, mауbе juѕt ѕіt thеrе аnd lооk рrеttу.” “Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.”

Zack said proudly. “That sounds conceited.” I replied. “I’m surprised you know what the word means.” Zack said in an amused voice. I scowled. I don’t understand why some adults and kids assume I’m dumb. I read books and I can read very well, for my age. I wouldn’t say I’m a genius, but I am the smartest in my class. “Zack.” Kyle scolded. Kyle then turned towards me “We defiantly are smarter than them. My mom said so, and Matthew has said the same before too. In conclusion, my brother, mom and I like Ali too. She’s good for Matthew.”

she added. “It's very possible”. Cabrera replied with a thoughtful expression on her face. “But I really haven't heard of a pair of twins in this situation before so I'm not sure”. She added. “I seriously hope I get smarter”. Solution exclaimed with a huge smile on her face. “You're already really smart so why would you want to be smarter”? Cabrera asked. “What do you even know”? Solution replied with an eye roll. ‘there is no such things as being too smart alright”. She answered.

“Of course not! That’s not what I’m going to do. I’d rather have him carry on and find some other girl to pester and cheat on.” “And to think he says he’s smart,” Helen murmurs. I can’t help but giggle at that. She has a point; Nate has always said that he graduated from a top college with a high IQ, but his actions say otherwise. I concluded a while ago that the stupidest people were always the smart ones. Nate is a testament to that.

They were just chilling on the couch, gabbing away, when Jade's little bundle, Smiley, let out a sudden cry. "mom——" Helma did a double-take and zoomed in on Smiley. "Mom, did Smiley just say 'mom'?" Jade perked up too. "But he's only six months. Isn't that kinda early?" A grin spread across Helma's face: "I've seen stuff online about super smart kids who start talking at six months. Means our little guy's got a knack for words and a sky-high IQ." That look, plus those brains.

*Rebel POV* --- I laughed, standing in the face of danger. They were fools if they thought they could scare me with their shiny little toys. “Stop where you are! Reveal your identity!” they demanded. If they could not recognize the enemy at first glance, they were a waste of every penny being spent on them. They should have shot me before asking questions. That's how it works. Maybe they had a chance against me, though it's not going to make any difference.

I said realisation. I was getting close to it. I could've gotten it right if he just gave me few hours. "You've been here before Cupcake. Don't tell me it took you that long to realise it" "Shut up, I was getting close to it" "Wow, you get only dumber when you sleep" "Well, you're not smart either" "I'm smarter than you!" "No, you're not" "Yes, I am" "No, you're not" "Yes, I am"

I just can’t seem to get myself to focus on anything other than him. ‘You are a very smart and observant human. Aren’t you?’ He asks with humor in his voice. I do not even know why he finds this even funny. ‘Yes, I do not mean to blow my own trumpet but I agree, I am pretty smart and I observe things too.’ I tell him, a bit proud of myself. ‘I must admit you humans are not all that dumb. You are smart in your own humanly ways.’ He tells me as he moves closer to me, staring more intensely in my eyes.

I typed out a few sentences, then deleted them right away. Nothing was coming out exactly the way I wanted it to. If Vasha wasn’t dead to the world, I would have left the situation for her to deal with. I wish she would have told this lunatic to hop on someone else’s dick a long time ago. Some people don’t deserve second chances. God this is so fucked. “Not my circus, not my monkeys...” I mumbled the infamous Polish saying under my breath. Just as I was talking myself out of messing with any of it until my girlfriend was awake enough to read the texts, Olya fired over another one.